- LISA?LISA BERGER?
ANYBODY SEEN LISA BERGER?
OH, HEY, ERIC.HAVE YOU SEEN
LISA BERGER ANYWHERE?
- I SAW THAT PICTURE OF HERYOU PUT ON THE INTERNET.
- I KNOW!I'M GONNA TELL HER I LOVE HER,
AND WE'RE GONNA BE TOGETHERAND BE HAPPY FOREVER.
- UH, BUTTERS, I DON'T KNOWHOW TO TELL YOU THIS,
BUT LISA BERGER ISGOING OUT WITH CLYDE.
- WHAT?SINCE WHEN?
- DUDE, SINCE, LIKE,NOON OR 12:30 TODAY.
- HEY, TOKEN, TOKEN.CHECK OUT MY GIRLFRIEND.
- WOW, SHE'S HOT.
- YEAH, WE JUST STARTEDDATING SERIOUSLY.
YOU WANNA MEETMY NEW GIRLFRIEND, TWEEK?
- OH, MAN, YOU'RE A LUCKY GUY.- YEAH, I KNOW.
- HEY, CLYDE,NICE SCORE DUDE.
- OH, THANKS, GUYS.
- HEY, STAN, DID YOU SEECLYDE'S GOING OUT
WITH LISA BERGER?
- YEAH, DUDE,SHE LOOKS AMAZING.
CLYDE SENT ME HER PICS.
SHE GOT REALLY HOTALL OF A SUDDEN.
- YEAH, I WOULDN'T MINDT--TAPPIN' THAT ASS.
- EXCUSE ME.- OH, HEY, WENDY.
CLYDE SENT ME THESE.DON'T BE JEL.
- WHY WOULD I BE JEL?
- WELL, YOU GOT TO ADMIT,
LISA BERGER'SPRETTY HOT, WENDY.
- SHE'S NOT HOT!
THAT'S SUPPOSEDTO BE THE POINT.
- SHE LOOKS PRETTY HOT HERE.
- LISA BERGER IS NOT HOT.SHE'S FAT AND UGLY.
- THAT'S NOTVERY NICE, WENDY.
- WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, WENDY?
- I'M SORRY.IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, LISA.
- YOU'RE JUST A HATER.
WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWNBUSINESS INSTEAD OF BEING JELLY?
- I AM NOT JELLY!
I MADE THAT PICTURE OF YOUTO PROVE A POINT,
AND IT'S BEING TAKENTHE WRONG WAY.
- IT'S OKAY, BABE,GIRLS THAT DON'T HAVE
WHAT YOU HAVEARE ALWAYS GONNA PUT YOU DOWN.
- THANKS, BABE.
Wouldn't Mind T-T-Tappin That
Clyde shows off his new and improved girlfriend to the boys.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
To boost her confidence, the cheerleaders encourage Lisa Berger to ask Butters on a date.x CLOSE
Wendy confronts Butters about calling a girl fat, but he defends his high standards.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey has a sit down with Butters and Wendy to discuss the mean things said about Kim Kardashian.x CLOSE
Kanye tries to convince the class that his fiance is not a hobbit.x CLOSE
Wendy shows Butters the power of photoshop.x CLOSE
Clyde shows off his new and improved girlfriend to the boys.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey confronts Wendy about her jealous behavior.x CLOSE
Kanye interrupts the Person Of The Year Awards to once again defend his fiance.x CLOSE
Lisa Berger shares her secret to getting all the boys' attention.x CLOSE
They boys check out the girls' new pictures, while Stan asks Wendy for an "updated" one.x CLOSE