PC Principal, I'm trying toraise suicide awareness,
but everyone's preoccupied
with this "don't be on yourphone when driving" crap.
Gary Borkovecwas a good student.
He didn't deserveto be taken away
by someone not paying attentionto the road.
Yes, but Gary Borkovecis already dead.
There's nothingwe can do for him.
Students need to focus on people thinking about dying.
I don't knowwhat more you want from me, bro.
I can't just get people to carewith a stupid rap song.
I need a full orchestra --woodwinds, strings --
I need black peoplein white robes,
white peoplein black robes,
and a thousand dovesto release into the air.
I can give you two studentvolunteers and one pigeon.
Do you have any ideahow serious this is?
As someone who dealswith suicidal thoughts,
I cannot believe the lackof concern at this school!
Maybe I should just takethe awareness of my suicide
out to the publicon the streets!
Maybe you should.
Maybe I will!
Maybe you should.Maybe I will!
A Thousand Doves
Cartman begs PC Principal for more resources for suicide prevention.