and they show Giant Doucheto be leading Turd Sandwich
by nearly 10%.
Turd sandwich has saidthere is no need to panic.
Polls are of coursea useful tool,
but they can oftenbe misleading.
Our campaign is holding strong.
-Mrs. Sandwich, over here!-Uh, Mrs. Sandwich.
-Mrs. Sandwich!-Question, Mrs. Sandwich!
Well, Mrs. Sandwich,do you believe
that your opponent will gainany momentum from this poll?
I'm sure that like me,Giant Douche realizes
that polls are neverthe final answer.
♪ Sell to me, baby
Suck that poll,you dumb bitch!
Up 10%. Can youbelieve that shit?
Oh, Caitlyn, I think we'rereally gonna win this thing.
Think about it.
In a couple of months,
I will be presidentof the United States.
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Caitlyn, can Iask you something?
Uh, when we actuallyget into the White House,
like, um, what are we gonna do?
What do you mean?
Well I mean, like,you know, once we're
president and vice president,like, what do we do then?
How the [bleep]should I know?
Cait, you -- you heardabout the poll, right?
We're probably gonna win.
Don't tell meyou don't have a plan!
What plan?I thought you had a plan!
I don't haveany [bleep] plan!
That's why I have you!
I'm gonna be the president,and you're gonna be in charge
of all foreignand domestic policies!
I thought you weregonna do that part.
Are you telling me that we'reabout to be voted into office,
and we have no idea whatthe [bleep] we're gonna do?!
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Turd vs Douche
Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich react to the latest presidential polls.