- WE ARE HERE TONIGHT WITHTHE ONLY PERSON IN AMERICA
WHO STILL WEARS HIS'WHAT WOULD JESUS DO' WRISTBAND.
PLEASE WELCOME STAN MARSH.
- STAN, AFTER EVERYTHINGTHAT'S COME OUT,
AFTER ALL THE FACTSHAVE BEEN PROVEN,
WHY DO YOUSTILL WEAR THE WRISTBAND?
- I DUNNO, I JUST LIKE IT.
- YOU JUST LIKE IT.
- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.I'VE HAD IT A LONG TIME.
I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKECUTTING IT OFF.
- WELL, JOINING US NOW IS JUSTONE OF BILLIONS OF PEOPLE
WHO THINKTHAT ANYONE WHO STILL WEARS
THEIR WHATWOULD JESUS DO WRISTBAND
IS DOING ALL OFSOCIETY A DISSERVICE.
CHRIS MARTIN, YOU SAY THAT STANMARSH IS...A DICK?
- YEAH, YEAH, THANKS, CHARLIE.
MY PROBLEM WITH THIS KID IS HEDOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH.
OKAY? IF JESUS ROSE FROM THEDEAD WITH THE HELP OF DRUGS,
THAT'S FINE, BUT THEN HE WENT ONTO SAY IT WAS A MIRACLE,
AND THATIS WHERE IT BECAME DANGEROUS.
WHAT ABOUT THE INCAS?WHAT ABOUT THE AZTECS?
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO WEREMURDERED IN JESUS' NAME,
AND THEN JESUSTURNS OUT TO BE A FRAUD.
WEARING THAT BRACELET IS A SLAPIN THE FACE TO EVERYONE.
- WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT,STAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.I LIKE IT.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL,WE SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW
TO FIND MY NEXT GUEST, WHOACTUALLY AGREES WITH STAN MARSH
AND THINKS HE'S DOINGTHE RIGHT THING.
PLEASE WELCOME A RETARDED FISH.
- NOW, RETARDED FISH, YOU DON'TSEE ANY PROBLEM AT ALL
WITH SOMEONEKEEPING THEIR BRACELET?
- BLARP BLARP BLARP BLARP!BLARP BLARP BLARP!
- THAT'S BECAUSE--THAT'S BECAUSEYOU'RE A RETARDED FISH,
AND YOUDON'T KNOW ANY BETTER!
WHAT ABOUT THE CRUSADES?THE INQUISITIONS?
HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE TORTUREDAND PUT TO DEATH
FOR SOMEBODYWHO WAS A FAKE?
- WHAT ABOUT THE CRUSADES,STAN?
DOES THAT ENTER INTO YOURDECISION AT ALL?
- NO, I JUST--I DON'T KNOW. NO.
- ANYTHING TO ADD,RETARDED FISH?
NO, I'M GOOD.THANK YOU.
Please Welcome A Retarded Fish
Stan goes on the Charlie Rose show, and continues to defend his position about wearing the wristband.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
The people of South Park line up to remove their wristbands.x CLOSE
More news comes in about a beloved icon using performance enhancing drugs.x CLOSE
The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
Stan goes on the Charlie Rose show, and continues to defend his position about wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
After his appearance on the Charlie Rose show, people start wearing brown bracelets to show their support for standing.x CLOSE
Stan finally does his Nike commercial.x CLOSE
Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.x CLOSE
Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.x CLOSE
Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.x CLOSE