- YES. YES, VERY NICE.GOOD.
- WIZARD CARTMAN, I HAVE NEWSFROM THE INTERNET, MILORD.
- THEY DON'T SALUTEIN GAME OF THRONES, BUTTERS.
- SORRY,I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET.
- OKAY, WELL, YOU NEEDTO START IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE.
[clears throat]AH, VERY GOOD!
THE HOUSE OF GREYHAWKHAS AGREED TO JOIN OUR FIGHT.
- THE HOUSE OF GREYHAWK?
- LARRY AND BRAD STOLSKY.
- BUT, MY FRIENDS,WE MUST STILL FIND OTHERS
WHO WILL FIGHT BY OUR SIDE.
ARE THERE NO OTHER FACTIONSWE CAN CALL TO OUR AID?
- YEAH, I KNOW.
HOW ABOUT WE ASK THOSE KIDSWHO PLAY STAR TREK?
- UH, NO, SCREW THOSE GUYS.
THEY'RE DORKSAND I'M NOT PLAYING WITH THEM.
- HEY, THAT'SWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
GOT ANY EXTRA OF THAT?
GETS A LITTLE BORINGAROUND HERE, YOU KNOW?
- ENJOY THE BOREDOMWHILE YOU CAN.
- SO YOU WORKED HERELAST WINTER?
YOU WORKED ON BLACK FRIDAY?
- I DID.
- IS IT REALLY AS BADAS THEY SAY IT IS?
- THE SHOPPERS...
STARTED SHOWING UPAT MIDNIGHT ON THURSDAY.
THEY DIDN'T LINE UP,
THEY JUST CRAMMED THEMSELVESNEAR THE MAIN ENTRANCE.
I CAN SEE THEIR FACES SMUSHED UPAGAINST THE GLASS,
LICKING THEIR LIPS,WAITING TO GET IN.
GOD, THE SOUNDSTHAT THEY MADE.
IT WAS 5:00 A.M.WHEN THEY OPENED THEY DOORS.
THERE WAS SCREAMING, BLOOD,
PEOPLE TEARING EACH OTHER'SFACES OFF
WHILE HOLIDAY MUSIC PLAYEDIN THE BACKGROUND.
I SAW A WOMAN PICK UPHER DAUGHTER BY THE ANKLE
AND SWING HERINTO SOME OLD GUY'S HEAD.
BEFORE I KNEW IT, THEY WEREALL AROUND ME FIGHTING, CLAWING.
THEN A HAND REACHED INAND PULLED ME OUT.
OLD CAP.HE SAVED US ALL THAT DAY.
WHEN IT WAS OVER,
THE FRONT OF THE MALLWAS COVERED IN RED,
BODIES, SHOPPING BAGS.
AND NOW WINTER COMES AGAIN.
And Now, Winter Comes Again...
The boys begin to train for the big fight. Meanwhile, Randy hears about the horrors of last year's Black Friday.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Randy joins a fresh batch of mall cops as they prepare for Black Friday.x CLOSE
Cartman gathers all the boys together and unveils his plan to get the next gen gaming systems.x CLOSE
Channel 9 news interviews excited Black Friday shoppers.x CLOSE
The boys begin to train for the big fight. Meanwhile, Randy hears about the horrors of last year's Black Friday.x CLOSE
Butters discusses wieners, while the boys divide into dueling factions over next gen gaming consoles.x CLOSE
Sharon confronts Randy about his new mall security gig.x CLOSE
Cartman recruits the help of the Federation kids, while the boys discover a new Black Friday threat.x CLOSE
The gift every child is asking for this holiday season.x CLOSE
The mall cops are horrified when they hear about the new Elmo doll coming out on Black Friday.x CLOSE
Stan tries to recruit the Goth Kids, while Cartman has a serious talk with Lady McCormick.x CLOSE