- THIS IS BREAKINGELECTION NEWS!
- HOLD THAT PHONE!
THE ELECTION MAY BE OVER,BUT RUMORS ARE RUNNING RAMPANT
THAT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDSOF BALLOTS
FOR MITT ROMNEY WERE STOLEN.
- WE NEED EVERYONE'SHELP HERE.
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FORARE BIG BOXES OF BALLOTS,
HUNDREDS OF THEM.
PLEASE CHECK YOUR BASEMENTS,YOUR ATTICS.
- AND YOU CLAIM THATA GENERAL TSAO
HIRED YOUR FRIEND, FAT ASS,TO STEAL THE BALLOTS.
BUT SO FAR THE CHINESE AREREFUSING TO SPEAK WITH US.
- YEAH, WELL, PROBABLY BECAUSEGENERAL TSAO'S CHICKEN.
[bells ring, sirens blare]
- IS THAT IT? DID HE JUST--DID HE JUST--
- YEAH, CHRIS, WE'REGETTING CONFIRMATION
THAT WAS THE MILLIONTH TIME!
- EXCITEMENT AND REVELRYIN SOUTH PARK
AS A LITTLE BOY HAS JUST MADE
THE GENERAL TSAO'S CHICKEN JOKEFOR THE ONE-MILLIONTH TIME!
- LITTLE BOY,THE GENERAL TSAO'S CHICKEN JOKE,
A FAVORITE FOR YEARS, YOU'VEJUST HIT THE MAGIC NUMBER.
HOW'S IT FEEL?
- HE'S BEING PRESENTEDTHE CHECK NOW.
A $5,000 GIFT CERTIFICATETO P.F. CHANG'S.
THIS HAS BEEN A LONG CAMPAIGN,
BUT SOMEONE'SFINALLY DONE IT, WOLF.
General Tsao's Chicken
Kyle gets news of the election fraud out to the public, and unintentionally makes history.
Cartman visits all the swing states and puts his election scheme into motion.x CLOSE
President Obama is officially re-elected, and Cartman lets Kyle in on his voting scam.x CLOSE
With his re-election secured, the President is forced to make good on his promise to the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle and the police bust into Cartman's room, but find nothing.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to the boys for help it seems like Butters knows more than he's willing to say.x CLOSE
Cartman and General Tsao sit down at Red Lobster to meet with the newly elected President.x CLOSE
With Butters in the hospital the boys swing by to grill him for information.x CLOSE
The boys burst in and disrupt the meeting between Cartman, General Tsao and President Obama.x CLOSE
The boys search Cartman's house for the ballots, and are paid an unexpected visit by Mr. Mouse.x CLOSE
Cartman pays Butters a hospital visit and assures him that no one will EVER find the hidden ballots.x CLOSE