>> HEY, GUYS.
CAN YOU HELP?
THERE ARE CERTAIN NETWORKS WE
SEE AS HARMFUL TO OUR FAMILIES
AND WE WANT THEM REMOVED,
>> YOU DON'T WANT CABLE ANY
>> NO, NO, JUST I.D. NETWORK, A
& E AND OPRAH'S NETWORK.
ALL THE ONES WITH MURDER PORN.
>> YOU DON'T LIKE PAYING FOR THE
THEY PACKAGE THEM TOGETHER.
>> CAN YOU UNPACKAGE THEM?
>> OUR COMPANY DOESN'T WORK THAT
YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU THE
NUMBER OF A DIFFERENT CABLE
COMPANY -- OH, WAIT, WE'RE IT,
GET YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH OUR
>> CAN WE TALK TO YOUR
>> SURE, DAVID.
>> IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?
>> THE WANT SPECIFIC NETWORKS
DROPPED FROM OUR CABLE.
>> YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE
BUNDLE NOT JUST FOR WHAT YOU
WANT TO WATCH.
>> YOU MEAN WE'RE FORCED TO PAY
FOR THE OPRAH CHANNEL?
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO VIEWED TO
SHUT THE CABLE ALTOGETHER.
>> MITCH, WHEN CAN YOU GET OUT
TO SHUT OFF CABLE BOXES.
>> MAN, IT'S GOING TO BE THREE
THERE'S A WHOLE PLUG I HAVE TO
IT'S LIKE FOUR INCHES LONG.
>> THREE WEEKS, HUH?
IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS?
>> NO, THAT'S WAY TOO LONG.
>> GEEZ, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
>> GODDAMNIT I JUST DON'T WANT
MY PARENTS TO MURDER EACH OTHER.
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO KEEP OUR FAMILIES SAFE.
I DON'T KNOW IN SEEING COUPLES
MURDER EACH OTHER ON TELEVISION
WILL MAKE OUR PARENTS DO IT AND
WE PROBABLY CAN'T STOP THEM FROM
WATCHING WHAT THEY WANT TO WATCH
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT
MORE DIFFICULT BECAUSE CABLE
MAKES IT SO CONVENIENT.
IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE EASY ACCESS
THEY'D BE BUMMED OUT BUT IT'S
NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE
THEM WHAT THEY WANT, IS IT?
>> HEY, SAY THE LAST PART AGAIN?
>> WHAT WAS THE LAST PART YOU
>> I SAID IT'S NOT OUR
RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE THEM WHAT
>> THE PART ABOUT YOUR PARENTS
GOT GETTING THE CHANNELS EASILY.
>>I SAID IT WOULD BUM THEM OUT.
>> HOW MUCH WOULD IT BUM THEM
Bummed Out by the Cable Company
The boys visit the Cable Company in an attempt to change their cable package.
Wendy gives a boring report on Syria, while another student's report on Murder Porn gets everyone's interest.x CLOSE
Stan catches his parents watching murder porn. Meanwhile, a real murder takes place in town.x CLOSE
The kids of South Park hold a town hall meeting to discuss the influence of murder porn.x CLOSE
Stan's parents discover a parental lock on their favorite TV channels.x CLOSE
Randy visits the cable company in an effort to take back control of his TV.x CLOSE
The parents seek the help of the only person willing to teach them Minecraft.x CLOSE
Randy and Sharon have trouble igniting passion in their bedroom without their murder porn.x CLOSE
The boys discover how their parents have gotten around the locks they've placed on murder porn.x CLOSE
Randy gets a visit from cops who warn about some mysterious trouble in the neighborhood.x CLOSE
The kids hold a town hall meeting to discuss the outbreak of parents playing Minecraft.x CLOSE