we're gonna go set off fireworksat Kenny's house.
I will. I just got to do thisfor my grandpa first.
Dude, how many crappycrochet pillows
do you have togive out for him?
I don't know.It's what he wants.
I feel bad for him, all right?I think he's miserable.
He's old.He's supposed to be miserable.
Look, I just got tomake this exchange for him
and then we can go.Oh, oh, I think this is her now.
Are you Stan Marsh?
It's me, Swiper.
Cool.Do you have the Hummel?
This is it.
Ride into Christmas.Limited Edition.
Now give methe pillow.
I have to getto a birthday party.
[ Rattles ]
All right. Peace!
Dude, that'sreally weird.
Old peoplelove Hummels, dude.
Students, faculty,and staff,
today, we are facing
an epidemic ofcatastrophic proportions.
I know I am not alonein mourning the loss
of one our greatestentertainers, Chuck E. Cheese.
Had we known the personal hellhe was going through,
perhaps we couldhave helped.
But too many weremore than eager
to supply Chuck E.with the opioids
that causedhis untimely death.
Chuck E. was not the firstentertainer in our community
to die from this epidemic.
Let us not forget
Dinkie Dook the clown,
dead of a Roxanol overdose
at Tommy Schneider's bar mitzvahlast March,
Shimmer and Shine,who both collapsed
from massive amountsof oxycodone in their systems
at Nelly Anderson'sbirthday party,
Spiderman, cut downin his prime by Demerol,
and just recently,Swiper the Fox,
dead of multiple opioidsfound inside his crochet pillow.
How many more entertainersmust we lose
before we take action?!
It is time to declare waron opioids in our society!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Dude, whatthe [bleep] Stan?!
I didn't know,all right?!
You didn't know youwere slinging drugsfor your grandpa?
It didn't occur to meas a possibility.
Dude, did you heareveryone in school?
They're coming after you.
You killed Swiper the Fox,
and we werestanding there with you!
You got to tell people
we had no ideawhat was going on!
I had no ideawhat was going on!
Boy, that Marcus kidis on the warpath, huh?
He's really motivated.
I mean, screw that kid,but I guess it's good
somebody's finallydoing something
about these goddamndrug dealers.
[ Flushes ]
Well, see ya, fellas!
Our only way outis to go to the police right now
and turn Stan's grandpa in!
No, we don't haveto do that.
Let me go talk to him.I can put a stop to this.
Marcus is On the Warpath
Marcus is looking for the source of the drugs killing beloved entertainers. Meanwhile Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle realize they may have been duped by Grandpa Marsh.