ARE THOSE ARM AND LEGLOCKS SECURE ?
GOOD, I DON'T WANTTHE ROBOT MOBILE
UNTIL I KNOW WHATIT'S CAPABLE OF.
ALRIGHT, POWER IT ON.
WHAT THE HELL ?
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
IT... POWEREDITSELF BACK ON...
STAND BY... BE READYTO DESTROY IT.
WHERE THE HELL AM I ?
AY, WHY CAN'TI MOVE ? !
ARE YOURSYSTEMS STABLE ?
RUN A SYSTEMS CHECKON YOUR CPU.
WHAT THE F--K ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT, DUDE ?
I'M SORRY, ROBOT BUT THEYWANT ME TO REPROGRAM YOU.
I'M NOT A ROBOT,DUMB ASS !
I'M ALIVE !
WHAT DID YOU SAY ? !
I SAID I'M A REAL PERSON,ASS-WIPE !
OH MY GOD...
WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
THE ROBOT...IT THINKS ITS ALIVE !
IT'S DEVELOPEDCONSCIOUSNESS !
WHAT ?HOW CAN THAT BE ?
MUST BE A MALFUNCTIONOF ITS HEXALGRAPHICAL I.M.S.
OR THE INTERLACEDB.V. SYSTEM.
SPEAK IN A LANGUAGE WE CANUNDERSTAND, MR. SCIENTIST.
YOUR ROBOT DOESN'TKNOW ITS A ROBOT !
GODAMMIT GET MEDOWN FROM HERE.
WHO MADE YOU, ROBOT ?
I'M NOT A ROBOT,I'M A HUMAN !
JESUS, THE SCIENTISTIS RIGHT.
BUT WHO WOULD HAVEPROGRAMMED IT
TO THINK ITWAS HUMAN ?
THE MOVIE STUDIO ?
MY NAME ISERIC CARTMAN !
I LIVE WITH MY MOMIN SOUTH PARK COLORADO.
DEAR CHRIST THEY GAVE ITMEMORIES TOO.
SURE WHY NOT.
PROGRAM THE MEMORIESOF SOME EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY
WHO DOESN'T EXIST AND MAKETHE ROBOT THINK HE'S REAL.
MAKES FOR A LOTBETTER MOVIES.
I'M NOT REPROGRAMMING A ROBOTTHAT'S DEVELOPED CONSCIOUSNESS.
DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOUOF YOUR POSITION ?!
DON'T FORGET YOU HAVEA DUTY TO YOUR COUNTRY
MR. SCIENTIST !
I WANT THAT ROBOT'S MEMORIESAND CONSCIOUSNESS ERASED
SO WE CAN TAKE ITBACK TO WASHINGTON
GOT IT ? !
DAMN YOU TO HELL.
The Army and Mr. Scientist believe that AWESOM-O is a robot who doesn't know he's a robot.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Butters tells secrets to a disguised Cartman.x CLOSE
The Army and Mr. Scientist believe that AWESOM-O is a robot who doesn't know he's a robot.x CLOSE
Mr. Scientist saves AWESOM-O from the Army.x CLOSE
AWESOM-O arrives from Japan.x CLOSE
Butters sings about his new best friend.x CLOSE
Mr. and Mrs. Stotch are happy that Butters has a friend.x CLOSE
AWESOM-O puts medicine in Butters' anus.x CLOSE
Cartman destroys Butters' room looking for the video tape.x CLOSE
Kyle, Stan and Kenny start asking questions about Cartman's robot motives.x CLOSE
AWESOME-O is invited to LA with the Stotches.x CLOSE