A BRAVE LITTLE BOY.
TONIGHT, ERIC CARTMAN WILLGO ON TELEVISION
AND BECOME THE SPOKESMANFOR TOURETTE'S SYNDROME.
PISS OUT MY ASS !
THE SPOKESMANFOR TOURETTE'S ?
SUCK MY BALLS !
YOU'VE ALL BEENSO UNDERSTANDING
AND SUPPORTIVE OFMY ILLNESS.
JIZZ FARMER, DICK SNEEZE !
AND IT IS BECAUSE OF YOUTHAT I HAVE THE COURAGE
TO GO ONNATIONAL TELEVISION TONIGHT.
TITTY SPRINKLES !
IF I COULD SAY"TITTY SPRINKLES"
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION,I WOULD BE SO HAPPY.
AND I ALSO JUSTWANT TO SAY THAT
I'M MAKING THIS ALL UP !
UH, UH, I'M MAKING THISALL UP TO YOU
FOR PUTTING UPWITH MY MENTAL DISORDER.
I CRY AT NIGHT BECAUSEI DON'T HAVE A DAD !
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
IT'S OKAY, ERIC.
WE UNDERSTANDYOUR ILLNESS, M'KAY.
UH, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WASASS-LICKER, CUM BALLS.
AND, UH, I'M SECRETLYIN LOVE WITH PATTY NELSON !
I FANTASIZE ABOUT KISSINGPATTY NELSON !
UH, EXCUSE ME !I NEED THE TOILET !
BATHROOM, BATHROOM !
HEY, ERIC !
BUTTERS, DO YOU THINKIT'S POSSIBLE THAT YOU CAN
LOSE YOUR ABILITY TO FILTERWHAT YOU SAY ?
I MEAN, IF SOMEBODYGOT USED TO SAYING
WHATEVER CAME TO THEIR MIND,
COULD THEY STARTSAYING THINGS THAT THEY WOULD
NORMALLY NEVER SAY ?
WELL, WHO ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT ?
UH, MY COUSIN.
MY COUSIN-- ONE TIME MY COUSINAND I TOUCHED WIENERS !
YOU-- YOU AND YOUR COUSINTOUCHED WIENERS ?
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
YES, I DID--BUT WHY ?
AHH, STOP IT !
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME,I NEED TO GO !
GOTTA RUN !
IS THERE A PROBLEM,SWEETIE ?
NO, NO PROBLEM,I JUST NEED TO--
MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHEDEACH OTHERS--
AHH, AHH !
I JUST, I JUST WANT TOTHANK EVERYONE FOR COMING--
MY COUSIN AND ITOUCHED WIEN--
WIEN-- WIEN-WIEN-- WINTER.
WINTER IS A COLDTIME OF YEAR.
UH, I NEED TO BE GOING NOW.
ALL RIGHT, ERIC.
WELL, GOOD LUCKON DATELIN TONIGHT.
I WET MY BE-- AHH !
I TOUCHED MYCOUSIN'S WIEN-- AHH !
THIS SURE HAS BEEN FUN--GOODBYE !
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE