I KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO DOWITH MY TIME!

♪ WOULD YOU LIKEA BLOWJOB? ♪

- ♪ YES, I WOULDLIKE A BLOWJOB ♪

both: ♪ NOTHING BEATS A BLOWJOBON FOOTBALL SUNDAY ♪

- EXCUSE ME.

♪ I'M THE QUEENOF BLOWJOBS ♪

- REALLY?♪ I WOULD LOVE A BLOWJOB

- ♪ A WOMAN SHOULD GIVE BLOWJOBSON FOOTBALL SUNDAY ♪

- ♪ I WANT TO BECOVERED IN SEMEN ♪

♪ ON A BEDIN THE HOTEL JEROME ♪

♪ A WOMAN IS PRETTIESTCOVERED IN SEMEN ♪

- ♪ GIVE YOUR HUSBANDA BLOWJOB WHEN YOU GET HOME ♪

- AND WHAT ABOUT YOU,MY FAIR LADY?

COULD I TROUBLE YOUFOR A QUICK LEWINSKI?

- OH, I DON'T KNOW,KIND SIR!

BLOWJOBS SEEMA LITTLE DEGRADING TO ME.

- COME NOW, A BLOWJOBISN'T WITH YOUR MOUTH.

IT'S WITH YOUR HEART.

- ♪ NOW GET ON YOUR KNEESAND PUT THAT HEART TO WORK ♪

♪ BLOWJOBS,GIVE US MORE BLOWJOBS ♪

♪ YOUR DUTY IS BLOWJOBS

♪ YOU LOVEGIVING BLOWJOBS ♪

♪ 'CAUSE WHAT COULD BE BETTERON A FOOTBALL SUNDAY? ♪

♪ WHAT COULD BE BETTERON A FOOTBALL SUNDAY? ♪

[knocking]

- WHAT DO YOU WANT, LARRY?

- TODAY, I WENT TO 7-ELEVEN,AND I ATE A SLIM JIM.

IT WAS THE GREATEST THINGI EVER TASTED.

NOBODY EVER STOOD UPFOR ME BEFORE.