[ Locker door slams ]Aah!
Dude, come on.You got to settle down.
I can't settle down!We're all gonna die!
We're not all gonna die.You're overreacting.
Everything's fine, okay?[ Cellphone pings ]
Oh, God!The president just tweeted
that North Korea doesn't havethe guts to attack us!
Why would he say that?!He's making everything worse!
Tweek...But North Koreansare gonna think
we all agreewith the president!
Okay, so how about you writeyour congressman a letter.
That won't help anything!North Korea wants us dead!
Okay, so write a letterto the North Koreans.
I can't write in Korean
and they all thinkwe're war-hungry anyway!
Okay, well, then why don't youjust send something nice
to the North Koreans.[ Groans ]
It'll make you feel better,babe.
Send something like what?!I dunno, like,
make them somecroissants or something.
I don't knowhow to make croissants!
Well,what do you know how to make?
All right, go homeand make some cupcakes, honey.
The President Just Tweeted
Craig tries to help Tweek calm down.