[glass shatters,fighting sounds]
- TOM, BLACK FRIDAY IS FINALLYALMOST HERE,
AND AS YOU CAN SEE BEHIND ME,
HOLIDAY SHOPPERSARE REALLY GETTING ANTSY.
PEOPLE HAVE BEENWAITING OUT HERE
SINCE MIDNIGHTON THANKSGIVING.
THEY'RE COLD, THEY'RE STARVING,
AND THERE'S ALREADY BEENA LOT OF BLOODSHED
OVER THESE HOLIDAY DEALS.
JOINING ME NOW IS RICK TELLMORE
WHO'S BEEN OUT HEREFOR SIX DAYS,
AND YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD SONWAS EATEN, IS THAT CORRECT?
- YES, YES, THAT'S RIGHT.WE HAD TO EAT HIM.
WE'RE ALL SORT OF STARVINGOUT HERE,
SO WE DREW STRAWS,AND HE DREW THE SHORTEST ONE.
- WHAT IS IT YOU'RE HOPINGTO GET
WHEN BLACK FRIDAYDOES FINALLY START?
- A BLU-RAY PLAYER.96% OFF.
IT'S GOING TO BE ABOUT20 BUCKS.
- NOW, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY
THAT EATING YOUR CHILDIS NOT VERY CHRISTMASSY.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THEM?
♪ ATE MY SON FORA BLU-RAY PLAYER ♪
♪ WITH A HO, HO, HOAND A JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE ♪
♪ MY SON GOT ATEAND HE TASTED GOOD ♪
♪ HO, HO, JINGLE,JINGLE HO-HO ♪
- NO DOUBT CHRISTMASIS ALIVE AND WELL
AT THE SOUTH PARK MALL.BACK TO YOU, TOM.
- ♪ JINGLE JINGLE HO HO--
Ate My Son 'Fer A Blu-ray Player
Channel 9 News interviews a Black Friday shopper outside the South Park Mall.
An action packed recap of the events leading up to "Titties and Dragons".x CLOSE
South Park's intro gets an all new song!x CLOSE
Anime Princess Kenny comes to the aide of the Sony Corporation.x CLOSE
Channel 9 News interviews a Black Friday shopper outside the South Park Mall.x CLOSE
As Stan's army plans their attack, the Xbox Fighters offer terms for a truce.x CLOSE
Princess Kenny receives an invitation to the Red Robin Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan discuss their plans in the Enchanted Garden, only to be interrupted by the old man again.x CLOSE
At the South Park Mall, everyone awaits the arrival of this year's honorary ribbon cutter, who is traveling by horseback.x CLOSE
As everyone prepares for the Red Robin wedding, Kyle discovers that something has happened to Stan.x CLOSE
Kyle visits a captive Stan and apologizes.x CLOSE