>> UNLESS WE COME TOGETHER AS A
COUNTRY AND HELP REFUGEES.
>> BOOO, WENDY, TESS TESTABURGER.
>> THEY ARE IN NEED OF NATIONAL
>> BOOO, WENDY.
>> THE VAST MAJORITY OF REFUGEES
WILL BENEFIT FROM --
>> BOOO, WENDY.
>> IN STEAD OF BOOOING MY
OPINION WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A
>> NO ONE KNOWS WHAT A REFUGEE
>> MR. GARRISON CAN YOU DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, PLEASE?
>> SORRY, WENDY.
NEXT REPORT LET'S HAVE PETER
>> UGH, JESUS.
>> MY REPORT IS ON THE VIAL AND
DESPICABLE TRASH OUR PARENTS ARE
WATCHING ON TELEVISION.
FELLOW STUDENTS, THERE'S A
PLAGUE OF SMUT ON OUR CABLE
SHOWS THAT FIGURE REENACTMENTS
OF UNSOLVED CRIMES AND SPOUSAL
I'M TALKING ABOUT MURDER PORN.
>> MURDER PORN?
>> THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
>> ACCORDING TO THE NEILSON
RATINGS VIEWERSHIP IN SHORES
LIKE COLD CASE FILES, DATE LINE
MURDER AND DEADLY AFFAIRS IS SKY
ROCKETING AMONG MARRIED COUPLES
AND BROUGHT ON A NEW SLEW OF
SHOWS THAT USE GRAPHIC SEX AND
INNUENDO TO MAKE IT MORE
TITILLATING LIKE SINFUL SECRET
AND ON THE CASE WITH PAULA ZAHN
AND IT'S SMUT AND GARBAGE AND
YOUR PARENTS ARE WATCHING THIS
GO HOME AND ASK THEM.
AND AS WE ASK THEM WE MUST ASK
OURSELVES IF THEY'RE OBSESSED
WITH THIS STUFF THEN HOW LONG.
HOW LONG BEFORE ONE OF OUR
DADDY'S DRESSED UP IN LINGERIE
AND BASHES MOMMY'S HEAD IN WITH
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Wendy gives a boring report on Syria, while another student's report on Murder Porn gets everyone's interest.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Wendy gives a boring report on Syria, while another student's report on Murder Porn gets everyone's interest.x CLOSE
Stan catches his parents watching murder porn. Meanwhile, a real murder takes place in town.x CLOSE
The kids of South Park hold a town hall meeting to discuss the influence of murder porn.x CLOSE
Stan's parents discover a parental lock on their favorite TV channels.x CLOSE
Randy visits the cable company in an effort to take back control of his TV.x CLOSE
The parents seek the help of the only person willing to teach them Minecraft.x CLOSE
Randy and Sharon have trouble igniting passion in their bedroom without their murder porn.x CLOSE
The boys discover how their parents have gotten around the locks they've placed on murder porn.x CLOSE
Randy gets a visit from cops who warn about some mysterious trouble in the neighborhood.x CLOSE
The kids hold a town hall meeting to discuss the outbreak of parents playing Minecraft.x CLOSE