- WOULD YOU MIND GETTING MESOME WATER, DARLING?
- CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO DOMY-A CALISTHENICS?
- BUT MY THROAT IS PARCHED,DEAR,
AND I'M SO SCARED OF BURGLARS.
- IS-A TAP WATERGOING TO BE OKAY,
OR DO YOU WANT ME TO GO DOWNTO A CRYSTAL GEYSER
AND BRING HER HIGHNESSSOME RIGHT FROM THE SPRING?
- TAP IS FINE, DEAR.
WHAT WAS THAT?
I COULD HAVE SWORNI SAW SOMETHING OUTSIDE.
- IT'S YOUR IMAGINATION.
- OH, DARLING, COULD YOU CHANGETHE CHANNEL FOR ME?
THE REMOTE IS DEAD.- [sighs]
YOU JUST WANT TO METO CHANGE THE CHANNEL,
OR SHOULD I GOAND MAKE A TV PROGRAM
WRITTEN-A JUST FOR YOU.
- NO, JUST CHANGETO CHANNEL TEN. THANKS.
- IT'S STARTING TO FEEL LIKE-A THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW IN HERE.
- WHAT WAS THAT?I THINK SOMEBODY'S HERE!
- MAYBE IT'S THE PEE PEE FAIRY
SO SOMEBODY CAN-ATAKE A PEE PEE FOR YOU TOO.
- PLEASE, I'M TERRIFIED.PLEASE GO CHECK IT OUT.
- JESUS!- SHHH!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- MY CHILD,THE MAN WHO LIVES HERE
HAS LED A WITCH HUNTTO DESTROY MY LEGACY.
I AM SIMPLY HERE TO SEARCH FORSOMETHING I CAN USE...
both: TO DISCREDIT HIM TOO.- THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
- OH, IT'S-A TWEEDLEDUMAND-A TWEEDLEDEE
TRYING TO BREAK INTOMY HOUSE.
- JESUS, EVERYONE IS CLAIMINGYOU WERE USING DRUGS
TO RESURRECT.WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?
- SOMETIMES IT IS BEST TO SAYNOTHING, MY SON.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN KINDOF SEEING THAT.
- EXCUSE ME,I'M SORRY TO INTRUDE,
BUT DO YOU WANT TO PLEASE LEAVE
OR SHOULD I MAKE YOU SOME-AKOFELBREAD AND SAUSAGES?
- IT ALL JUST HAPPENEDSO FAST.
Maybe It's The Pee Pee Fairy
Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.
The people of South Park line up to remove their wristbands.x CLOSE
More news comes in about a beloved icon using performance enhancing drugs.x CLOSE
The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
Stan goes on the Charlie Rose show, and continues to defend his position about wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
After his appearance on the Charlie Rose show, people start wearing brown bracelets to show their support for standing.x CLOSE
Stan finally does his Nike commercial.x CLOSE
Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.x CLOSE
Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.x CLOSE
Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.x CLOSE