TALE OF LOVE AND SEDUCTION AND
MURDER AND THEN SOUTHERN FRIED
BUT NOW GET READY FOR LUST,
BETRAYAL AND MURDER ON HOT LOAD
>> OH, YEAH, THREE OF THE BEST
SHOWS IN A ROW.
>> IS THE LUBE OVER THERE?
>> IT'S OVER HERE.
>> GET OVER HERE, BIG GUY.
>> WHAT THE -- WHAT THE HELL?
WE AREN'T GETTING OUR
INFORMATIVE MURDER PORN.
NO, NONE OF THE CHANNELS WITH
INFORMATIVE MURDER PORN APPEAR
TO BE WORKING.
THE SCREEN SAYS HOW DO YOU TAME
A HORSE IN MINECRAFT.
YES, WE DO HAVE CHILDREN.
A PARENTAL LOCK?
HOW DO YOU TAKE A HORSE IN
>> WHAT IS MINECRAFT AND HOW DO
YOU TAME A HORSE IN IT.
>> YOU GUYS DON'T NEED TO BE
WATCHING THAT STUFF.
>> COME ON, YOU CAN'T BLOCK YOUR
PARENTS FROM WATCHING
INFORMATIVE MURDER PORN.
THINK IF WE WATCH SHOWS ABOUT
MARRIED PEOPLE KILLING EACH
OTHER WE'LL DO IT?
I'M NOT GOING TO GO OUT AND KILL
YOUR MOM BECAUSE I WATCH
IT'D BE IMPOSSIBLE TO CLEAR THE
I'D HAVE TO KILL THE PERSON I
HIRED TOO BECAUSE 99% OF THE
TIME THEY TELL.
I THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.
YOU'RE A LOUSY KID
I WISH JADEN SMITH WAS MY SON!
>> WHO DO OUR CHILDREN THINK
Hot Load Case Files
Stan's parents discover a parental lock on their favorite TV channels.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Wendy gives a boring report on Syria, while another student's report on Murder Porn gets everyone's interest.x CLOSE
Stan catches his parents watching murder porn. Meanwhile, a real murder takes place in town.x CLOSE
The kids of South Park hold a town hall meeting to discuss the influence of murder porn.x CLOSE
Stan's parents discover a parental lock on their favorite TV channels.x CLOSE
Randy visits the cable company in an effort to take back control of his TV.x CLOSE
The parents seek the help of the only person willing to teach them Minecraft.x CLOSE
Randy and Sharon have trouble igniting passion in their bedroom without their murder porn.x CLOSE
The boys discover how their parents have gotten around the locks they've placed on murder porn.x CLOSE
Randy gets a visit from cops who warn about some mysterious trouble in the neighborhood.x CLOSE
The kids hold a town hall meeting to discuss the outbreak of parents playing Minecraft.x CLOSE