IT'S ME, BUTTERS.
I JUST WANT TO SAY, WELL--
WELL, THANKSFOR WATCHING OVER ME
AND DOING EVERYTHING YOU DO.
AND PLEASE WATCH OVERMOMMY AND DADDY
AND MY FRIENDS, STAN AND KYLE,CRAIG AND TOKEN
AND EVEN OL' ERIC CARTMAN.
I KNOW HE CAN BEA MEANIE SOMETIMES,
BUT PLEASE WATCH OVER HIM TOO.
GOOD NIGHT, GOVERNMENT.
AH, OH, YEAH.
AND THANK YOU,PRESIDENT OBAMA,
FOR MAKING MEFEEL SO SAFE AND LOOKED AFTER.
AND IF IT WOULDN'T BETOO MUCH TROUBLE,
I'D REALLY LIKE TO GETA PUPPY FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR.
- DUDE, THEY HAVE GONETOO FAR THIS TIME!
THERE IS NO DOUBT THE GOVERNMENTIS TRACKING ME.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT OFFTHE RALLY.
- THEY'RE SPYING ON YOU?- YEAH, IT'S RIGHT HERE.
I WENT TO AMAZON TO SEE IF THEYHAD GRAND THEFT AUTO FIVE,
AND IT SAYS,"YOU MIGHT ALSO BE INTERESTED
IN THE BLU-RAY FOR STAR TREK."
I'M TOTALLY INTERESTEDIN THE BLU-RAY FOR STAR TREK.
HOW DID THEY KNOW THATUNLESS THE GOVERNMENT
IS KEEPING TABS ON ME?
THIS IS WAR, BRO.
FORGET THE RALLY.WE HAVE TO GO HARD-CORE.
- LIKE WHAT?
- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
I'M GONNA GET A JOB AT THE NSA,
AND THEN I'M GONNA PUTALL THEIR SECRETS UP ON TWITTER.
- NAH, DON'T DO THAT.
- NO, DUDE, I'M GONNA SNEAKINTO THEIR HEADQUARTERS
DISGUISED AS AN EMPLOYEE,AND I'M GONNA--
HEY, HANG ON A SECOND,LAWRENCE.
I THINK WE HAVE A NOSY NANCYIN THE ROOM.
DUDE, MY TWITTER ACCOUNTMIGHT ALREADY BE COMPROMISED.
IF I'M GOING TO INFILTRATETHE NSA
AND GET ALL THEIR SECRETSOUT TO THE PUBLIC,
THEN I'M GONNA NEEDSOMETHING BETTER THAN TWITTER.
- YOU NEED THAT NEW THINGWHERE YOU DON'T NEED TO TYPE.
- WHAT, THEY ALREADY HAVESOMETHING BETTER THAN TWITTER?
- YOU HAVEN'T YOU SEENTHE ALEC BALDWIN COMMERCIAL?
- NO.WHAT ALEC BALDWIN COMMERCIAL?
Hey Government. It's Me, Butters.
Butters thanks the government and President Obama for watching over him, while Cartman comes up with a plan to infiltrate the NSA.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Cartman's "private conversation" pisses Kyle off.x CLOSE
Cartman complains about the NSA invading his privacy and sends a message out to his followers.x CLOSE
Butters thanks the government and President Obama for watching over him, while Cartman comes up with a plan to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
The newest form of social media takes your thoughts and puts them directly on the internet.x CLOSE
Cartman uses “Shitter” to talk about his plans for the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters confesses all his sins at the DMV.x CLOSE
Cartman puts on his best disguise to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters uses a visit from Jehovah's Witnesses to spread the good word about the Government.x CLOSE
Cartman has his first day working as an NSA agent.x CLOSE
Butters visits Craig and preaches about letting the government into your heart.x CLOSE