CLAIM THEY HAVE NOWHERE TO POO.
PROPERTY OWNERSARE BEING ORDERED
TO MODIFY THEIR BATHROOMS,COSTING TAXPAYERS MILLIONS.
OPPONENTS OF THE MEASURE AREEXPRESSING THEIR OUTRAGE
BY ENGAGING IN THE ACTOF RASCAL TIPPING.
- STOP IT, YOU KIDS!
- THE GOVERNMENT WARNS
THAT RASCAL TIPPINGCAN BE DANGEROUS
AND MAY LEAD TO FAT PEOPLESHITTING THEIR PANTS
AS THEY KICK AND SCREAMON THE FLOOR.
TO COUNTER THE CRISIS,THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
HAS CALLED FOR $25 MILLIONIN AID
SO THAT ALL MOBILITY SCOOTERS
CAN BE FITTED WITHA TIP ASSIST DEVICE.
- OH, YEAH. NICE.
YEAH, THAT WORKS PRETTY WELL.
- YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
- WHAT, KYLE?
- WE SHOULD NOT BEWASTING TIME AND MONEY
MAKING SURE CARTMAN'SFAT SCOOTER
CAN'T BE TIPPED OVER!
- YOU CONDONE RASCAL TIPPING,KYLE?
DO YOU KNOW THATALL OVER OUR COUNTRY
PEOPLE ON MOBILITY SCOOTERSARE BEING VICTIMIZED?
- SO GET OFF YOUR FUCKINGSCOOTERS AND PICK THEM UP!
- OH! OHHH!DID YOU HEAR HIM?!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT ADELE ISTALKING ABOUT!
OUR CULTURECELEBRATES ANOREXIA
AND TRIES TO MAKE US ASHAMED
IF WE DON'T HAVESLIM STOMACHS
AND PERKY LITTLE TITSLIKE KYLE!
WELL, I FOR ONE, AM GOINGTO STOP FEELING ASHAMED
JUST BECAUSE KYLE THROWS UPIN THE BATHROOM SIX TIMES A DAY
TO MAKE SURE HE LOOKS GOODON HIS MAGAZINE COVERS!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OFYOURSELF, KYLE,
EATING YOUR LATKESAND GAFILTE FISH
AND THEN PUTTING YOUR FINGERSDOWN YOUR THROAT
BECAUSE SOCIETY TELLS YOUHOW TO LOOK!
I'M NOT FEELING SHAME ANYMORE!
FROM NOW ON I AM GOINGTO SHOP SITTING DOWN
AND SKIP TO THE FRONT OF LINESWITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH!
JUST BECAUSE SOMEONENEEDS A MOBILITY SCOOTER
DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE AN IGNORANTPIECE OF WHITE TRASH, KYLE!
I MAY BE FAT,BUT I'M NOT HONEY BOO BOO!
- WHO'S HONEY BOO BOO?
- DUDE, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HONEY BOO BOO?
The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a mobility scooter and demands that Kyle make his bathroom handicapped accessible.x CLOSE
Cartman struggles with the shame of his new mobility scooter.x CLOSE
The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan sit down to watch Honey Boo Boo.x CLOSE
James Cameron begins his underwater quest to raise the bar.x CLOSE
Token and Kyle devise a plan to make a documentary about Cartman's obesity.x CLOSE
Kyle unveils his documentary about Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Token about the "documentary" they made together.x CLOSE
James Cameron continues his quest to raise the bar, while Kyle and Stan have a heart to heart.x CLOSE