- HI, IS KENNY HOME?
- YEAH, KENNY'S OUT BACKPLAYING WITH HIS FRIENDS.
- FORWARD, MEN!
THAT--NO--NO, YOU GOTTA TURN ME.
- IT'S THE ENEMY.DEFENSIVE PUH-PUH-POSITIONS!
[overlapping shouting]- KILL 'EM, GET OUT!
- I SEEK AUDIENCE WITHTHE TRAITOR LADY MCKORMICK.
- LET THEM PASS.
- THE PRINCESS BIDS YOUR FATASS WELCOME TO HER KINGDOM
AND SUGGESTSYOU STATE YOUR PURPOSE.
- YOU CAN'T WIN THIS, GUYS.LOOK AROUND YOU.
LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS,AND YOU CAN COME BACK
AND FIGHT FOR XBOXES WITH USON BLACK FRIDAY.
- THE PRINCESS SAYS THAT IFYOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MIND
AND AGREE THAT PLAYSTATIONSARE BETTER, SHE'LL CONSIDER IT.
- KENNY, WE ALL UNDERSTANDWANTING TO PLAY AS THE CHICK
ONCE IN A WHILE, OKAY?
BUT YOU ARE NEVER GOING TOBE A REAL PRINCESS.
- THE PRINCESS CALLS YOUA BALL-LICKING LESBIAN.
- THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
- STAN,THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET HURT.
WHAT YOU STARTEDIS WAY OUT OF CONTROL.
- WHAT I STARTED?HOW DARE YOU!
- ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE GOINGTO BE GAMING ON XBOX.
YOU REALLY WANT TO JUST GAMEWITH CRAIG
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
- I WOULD RATHER GAMEWITH CRAIG
THAN SPEND ONE MINUTE
HAVING TO SET UPAN XBOX LIVE ACCOUNT.
WE WILL GET OUR PLAYSTATIONSTOMORROW,
AND YOU BUTTHOLESWILL HAVE NOTHING!
- YOU'RE OUTNUMBEREDTEN TO ONE,
AND THERE'S NO TIME LEFT.
HOW WILL YOU WIN?
- THE GODS WILL FIND US A WAY.
An Audience With The Princess
The Wizard King and his army visit Princess Kenny with one last opportunity to avoid the upcoming war.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
The events of "Black Friday" are recapped with a special Game of Thrones style intro.x CLOSE
Princess Kenny mulls over the light and dark sides of the upcoming battle.x CLOSE
Although inexperienced, Wizard Cartman's army trains for the upcoming war.x CLOSE
After hearing dire news from Cartman the Wizard, the employees at Microsoft try to warn the CEO of an upcoming war in Colorado.x CLOSE
The Mall Security Guards honor another fallen member, as shoppers return in anticipation of the Black Friday sale.x CLOSE
Wizard Cartman plots with Paladin Butters in the enchanted garden.x CLOSE
Bill Gates stops by the corporate headquarters to make some changes.x CLOSE
Butters and Scott Malkinson visit George ArrrRrgh Martin to find out more about Game of Thrones.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to persuade Kyle to betray Stan.x CLOSE
Bill Gates recruits the news team to his side for the Black Friday battle.x CLOSE