it's time to layoutour plan of action.
As you can see, I have dividedthe franchise plan
into three phases.
Phase one begins with"The Coon" Netflix series
and goes throughthe "Coon and Friends United,"
movie where we introduceTool Shed and the Human Kite.
In phase two,we do "Coon vs. Fastpass,"
followed by an origin movieabout Mosquito.
Bzzzzzt! Oh, boy!I get my own origin movie?!
It's in Phase twothat we will finally introduce
Tupperware,our black superhero,
like an ace in the hole.
Whoa, whoa. Wait.How come we gotta start offwith a Netflix series?
Can't we just goright into movies?
Netflix is starving fornew shows right now, Toolshed.
They will literally buy anythingpeople pitch them.
We need to strikewhile the iron is hot.
Later, in phase three, we canfinally get to Civil War,
where we will all --[ Alarm blares ]
What is it?!
Incoming Facetime callfrom SuperCraig!
You guys, we have a big problem.
What is it, SuperCraig?
Somebody is messing with our Facebook page.
They're spreading all these lies
and saying we like, burn the American flag
and pee in each other's mouths.
Spreading lies how?
Take a look. Someone is systematically
targeting our Facebook followers
and feeding them misinformation.
Who would deliberatelyuse Facebook
in sucha horribly reckless way?
The Franchise Plan
While Cartman lays out the franchise plan, the Coon and Friends face a new threat.