THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT,
AND WE DON'T HAVEANY PRIVACY ANYMORE.
JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME,I THINK EVERYONE'S TOO STUPID
TO SEE WHAT THISIS ALL LEADING TO.
DID YOU GUYS READ 1984?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- YEAH, I DIDN'T READ IT EITHER,
BUT I SAW THE PUPPET SHOWVERSION AT CASA BONITA.
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHINGABOUT THIS.
WE NEED TO ORGANIZE A RALLY.
- THAT'D BE COOL.- THAT'D BE WHAT?
- IT'D BE COOL!- I KNOW, RIGHT?
A BIG RALLYTO TELL THE GOVERNMENT
TO STAY OUTOF OUR PRIVATE LIVES!
I'M GONNA EMAIL EVERYBODYAND PUT IT UP ON MY BLOG PAGES.
I SERIOUSLY FEEL LIKE I'MBEING SPIED ON RIGHT NOW.
I'M SURE THE GOVERNMENTHAS A FILE ON ME A MILE LONG.
THAT'S WHY THISIS SO IMPORTANT, YOU KNOW?
HANG ON,I'M GONNA MAKE A VIDEO BLOG
FOR MY "STOP LISTENING TO ME"WEBSITE.
WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?
IT'S ME AGAINJUST KICKING IT AT MY SCHOOL.
THERE'S GONNA BE A BIG RALLYTO TELL THE GOVERNMENT
TO STOP GATHERING INFORMATIONON US.
GONNA TWEET YOU ALL THE DETAILS,
BUT KEEP QUIET'CAUSE IT'S TOP SECRET.
YOU GUYS GONNA UPDATEYOUR BLOGS TOO?
DUDE, I REALLY CAN'T HEAR YOU,LAWRENCE.
ARE YOU OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING?
- I SAID I GOT YOUR TWEETOF THE ADDRESS.
- OKAY, WELL,PUT TOBY BACK ON THE PHONE.
YOU GOT TO START GOOGLINGEVERYONE
THE DIRECTIONSTO THE RALLY SITE.
TOBY, YOU THERE, BRO?- YEAH, I'M HERE BRO.
- BRO, YOU GOT TO, UM,EMAIL DEX ABOUT THE RALLY
AND SEE IF HE'LL BRINGPETITION FORMS.
- WILL YOU PLEASE TAKEYOUR RALLY CONVERSATION
- OH, HELL NO, YOU DID NOTJUST INVADE MY PRIVACY AGAIN.
THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, KYLE!
JUST SO YOU KNOW,WE MIGHT HAVE AN NSA AGENT
RIGHT HERE AT OUR SCHOOL.
- WHAT'S THE NSA?
- YEAH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THE GOVERNMENTIS WATCHING EVERYTHING YOU DO--
THEY SAY IT'S TO KEEP US SAFE,
BUT WHAT PRICE IS SAFETY,KYLE?
- THE GOVERNMENT WATCHESEVERYTHING WE DO?
You Guys Gonna Update Your Blogs?
Cartman complains about the NSA invading his privacy and sends a message out to his followers.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Cartman's "private conversation" pisses Kyle off.x CLOSE
Cartman complains about the NSA invading his privacy and sends a message out to his followers.x CLOSE
Butters thanks the government and President Obama for watching over him, while Cartman comes up with a plan to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
The newest form of social media takes your thoughts and puts them directly on the internet.x CLOSE
Cartman uses “Shitter” to talk about his plans for the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters confesses all his sins at the DMV.x CLOSE
Cartman puts on his best disguise to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters uses a visit from Jehovah's Witnesses to spread the good word about the Government.x CLOSE
Cartman has his first day working as an NSA agent.x CLOSE
Butters visits Craig and preaches about letting the government into your heart.x CLOSE