- OKAY, LET'S ALL BE SEATED,PLEASE.

THIS IS THE NOON MEETINGOF THE VAMP KIDS.

I AM MIKE, YOUR LORDAND DARK MASTER, PER SE.

all: HAIL MIKE.

- OKAY, OUR MAIN ORDEROF BUSINESS IS, OF COURSE,

THE HALLOWEEN SOCIAL.

WE'RE STILL LOOKINGFOR VOLUNTEERS TO MAKE THE--

[audience snarling]

- IT'S THE GOTH KIDS!

[all snarling and hissing]

- [growls]- UGH, YOU SPIT ON ME, LARRY.

UH, HEY, EVERYBODY.

UH, I KNOW WE AREN'T ONTHE GREATEST TERMS RIGHT NOW.

WE REALIZE WE CALLED YOUALL QUEERMOS

AND WE'RE SORRY WE BURNED DOWNTHE HOT TOPIC AT THE MALL.

- SORRY.

- BUT, UH, WE'VE GOTA BIGGER PROBLEM HERE,

AND IT'S ALL OF OUR PROBLEM.

- YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVECOMING HERE.

- YEAH, SHUT UP, MIKE.LISTEN, OKAY?

THERE'S A CAMP THAT KIDS LIKE USARE BEING SENT TO,

AND SOMEHOW THIS PLACE ISTAKING KIDS LIKE US

AND TURNING THEM EMO.

[rapid, indistinct chatter]YEAH.

YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN BE ABLETO TELL AT FIRST.

IT COULD'VE ALREADY HAPPENED.

ONE OF YOU MIGHTALREADY BE TURNED.

[indistinct chatter]

- OKAY, HOLD UP. HOLD UP!

YOU MEAN THAT ONE OF US MIGHTNOT REALLY BE A VAMP KID?

- UH, RIGHT.- WELL, WHOEVER YOU IS,

YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASSREADY TO RUN, MOTHER[bleep],

'CAUSE YOU A DAMN TRAITOR.

AND I'LL BET YOU IT'STHIS LITTLE NIGGA RIGHT HERE.