- WELCOME BACK TO ROME.
WE'RE GONNA TALKSOME SARCASTABALL.
I CAN'T WAIT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO TALKSARCASTABALL,
BECAUSEIT'S REALLY COMPELLING.
JOINING ME NOW IS THE COACHOF THE DENVER BRONCOS
AND THE INVENTOR OFSARCASTABALL, RANDY MARSH.
THANKS FOR CALLIN' IN,RANDY.
REALLY HAPPY TO HAVE YOUON THE SHOW.
- YEAH, IT'S AWESOME TO BEON YOUR SHOW.
- RANDY, FIRST OFF, THANKS FORTAKING A SPORT THAT WE ALL LOVE
AND TURNING IT INTOA SARCASTIC NIGHTMARE.
WAY TO GO.- THANKS, JIM.
'CAUSE IT'S TOTALLYWHAT I INTENDED.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I CAME UPWITH THE IDEA,
I WAS SURE IT WAS GONNA END UPLIKE THIS.
- WELL, IT CERTAINLY MAKESFOR AN EXCITING GAME.
HOW ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S NAILBITER THAT ENDED 0-0?
THAT'S A GAMEI WANNA WATCH TWICE.
THAT'S A GAME I WANNA WATCHFOUR TIMES.
CHECK THAT. I'LL WATCHTHAT GAME FIVE TIMES.
GOOD LUCK ON SUNDAY.
I'M SURE THAT'LL BEANOTHER GAME
THAT I COULD WATCH 12 TIMES.
CHECK THAT, 13 TIMES.
- THANKS, JIM.
- RANDY, AREN'T YOU GONNA COMEJOIN YOUR FAMILY FOR DINNER?
- OH, YEAH, I'VE TOTALLY GOTTIME TO DO THAT, SHARON.
IN FACT, HOW ABOUT I GODOWNSTAIRS
AND MAKE A FOUR-COURSE MEALFOR ALL OF YOU?
CHECK THAT.A SEVEN-COURSE MEAL.
- RANDY,SOMETHING'S HAPPENED.
ARE YOU UNABLE TO STOPBEING SARCASTIC?
- OH, RIGHT, I CAN'T STOPBEING SARCASTIC NOW.
- I'M TELLING YOU, RANDY,I THINK THIS SPORT
IS DOING SOMETHINGTO YOUR BRAIN.
- RIGHT, IT'S DOING SOMETHINGTO MY BRAIN,
AND NOW I CAN'T STOPBEING SARCASTIC.
- DO YOU MEAN THAT?
- YES! I TOTALLY MEAN IT!
HELP ME, SHARON.HELP ME.
Can't Stop Being Sarcastic
After an appearance on "Rome", Sharon confronts Randy about his mental health.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the boys tune in and witness the dangers of football.x CLOSE
Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.x CLOSE
After the first practice, news of Sarcastaball sweeps across the nation.x CLOSE
Just when the boys want to quit, Butters rallies the team.x CLOSE
Randy moves up to the NFL and takes Sarcastaball with him.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters as team captain. Soon after, he has another one of his happy dreams.x CLOSE
Randy leads his NFL team to it's first victory.x CLOSE
Butters shares his secret stash of goo with Cartman.x CLOSE
After an appearance on "Rome", Sharon confronts Randy about his mental health.x CLOSE
The South Park Cows take on their toughest opponent, and Butters shares his goo with the team.x CLOSE