Will you relax, Stan ?
( cell phone ringing )
Don't sinkyou can keep
allspace cashfor yourselves.
This is all of our planet.
The space cash belongsto all of us !
Either Americashares that space cash
with the rest of the world,
or we will tellthe space cops !
All right, fine, look,
there's plenty of space cashto go around.
Thanks to us,our planet is rich, son !
Oh, no, no, China,we get to keep the ship.
Because we killed the alien,you boner.
Oh, come on, England,you got just as much of
the space cash aseveryone else.
( sirens blaring )
Oh, crap,it's the cops !
Hang on !
Oh, hey, space officers.
Looks like the alien criminaldid land here after all.
Oh, that-- you were talkingabout that alien ?
Oh, yeah, that one,he was here, yeah,
he landed here,but we-- we killed him.
And so did you findthe missing space cash ?
No-- space cash, no.
There wasn't anyspace cash.
Well, maybe someone elseon your planet
knows where it is.
Hey, uh, any of you othercountries see any space cash ?
No, space cashNo way.No, no.No, space cash.
Yeah, doesn't look likethe space cash was ever here.
Guess he must of dropped itoff at some other planet.
Well, you folksall take care now.
Just one more thing,Earthlings.
Uh, we had someimages done of your planet
and it appears that oneof your poorer countries,
Mexico, has built32 new hospitals
and seven water parksin last four days...
Yeah, Mexico, you know--
oh, oh, yeah, all usother countries chipped in
and gave Mexico some aid.
Yeah, they reallyneeded... new water parks.
Have a good day.
( sirens blaring )
Hey-- hey, Mexico !
We said no spendingthe space cash yet !
What the hell are you doing ?!
Will some countrythat speaks Spanish
yell at Mexico please ?!
No Space Cash
The Intergalactic Police return in search of the stolen space cash.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan put the finishing touches on their pinewood derby car.x CLOSE
Authorities are shocked and baffled over the theft of a particle accelerator magnet.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan check in at the Pinewood Derby State Championship.x CLOSE
The Marshes and Hollises face off in the final heat of the Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan's pinewood derby car may have reached warp speed.x CLOSE
Agents confront Stan and Randy about alien's first contact.x CLOSE
South Park has it's first official encounter with alien life.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan need to build another pinewood derby car.x CLOSE
The Intergalactic Police search for a fugitive alien.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan take on Baby Fark McGee-zax, and the people of South Park fall into some serious space cash.x CLOSE