THE FARMERS OF BELARUS IN THEIRPLIGHT AGAINST THEIR GOVERNMENT.

AND NOW ONE PERSON IS TAKING ITUPON HIMSELF TO END THE CRISES.

HIS NAME?

JESUS.

- THESE ARE VERY TROUBLINGTIMES,

AND THESE FARMERS ARE LITERALLYFIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES.

YOU KNOW, I'M, UH, I'M HEREJUST TO DO WHATEVER I CAN.

- JESUS, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT BETHINKING YOU'RE DOING THIS

AS SOME KIND OF PUBLICITY STUNT

TO PUT TO REST THE RUMORSOF YOUR DRUG USE.

- YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN HAVETIME TO THINK ABOUT THAT.

THIS IS A CRISISTHAT NEEDS MY ATTENTION,

AND I'M JUST HERETO DO WHATEVER I CAN.

I'VE TALKED TOTHE GOVERNMENT HERE

AND I'VE TALKED TO THE FARMERS,

AND I THINK WE HAVE EVERYTHINGJUST ABOUT WORKED OUT.

crowd: AAH!- YOU KNOW,

WHATEVER STUPID RUMORSPEOPLE WANT TO BELIEVE ABOUT ME,

IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT

THAT THE PEOPLE OF BALARUSNEED MY HELP.

- I BELIEVE IT'S BELARUS,JESUS.

- YES.IT VERY WELL MAY BE

IF WE DON'TDO SOMETHING NOW.

- UM, SO YOU THINK YOU'VE DONESOMETHING HERE

TO KEEP THE CONFLICT FROMESCALATING, IS THAT RIGHT?

- I'M JUST DOINGWHAT I'VE ALWAYS DONE.

PEOPLE WANNA KNOW WHAT I'M ON.WHAT AM I ON?

I'M ON A FARM IN BALARUS,BUSTING MY ASS.

WHAT ARE YOU ON?

- UH-HUH.

AND NOW THAT THE BELARUSIANFARMERS ARE ALL DEAD,

WHAT WILL YOU TRY NEXT?

- WHAT?

AW, SHIT!