THE FARMERS OF BELARUS IN THEIRPLIGHT AGAINST THEIR GOVERNMENT.
AND NOW ONE PERSON IS TAKING ITUPON HIMSELF TO END THE CRISES.
- THESE ARE VERY TROUBLINGTIMES,
AND THESE FARMERS ARE LITERALLYFIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES.
YOU KNOW, I'M, UH, I'M HEREJUST TO DO WHATEVER I CAN.
- JESUS, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT BETHINKING YOU'RE DOING THIS
AS SOME KIND OF PUBLICITY STUNT
TO PUT TO REST THE RUMORSOF YOUR DRUG USE.
- YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN HAVETIME TO THINK ABOUT THAT.
THIS IS A CRISISTHAT NEEDS MY ATTENTION,
AND I'M JUST HERETO DO WHATEVER I CAN.
I'VE TALKED TOTHE GOVERNMENT HERE
AND I'VE TALKED TO THE FARMERS,
AND I THINK WE HAVE EVERYTHINGJUST ABOUT WORKED OUT.
crowd: AAH!- YOU KNOW,
WHATEVER STUPID RUMORSPEOPLE WANT TO BELIEVE ABOUT ME,
IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
THAT THE PEOPLE OF BALARUSNEED MY HELP.
- I BELIEVE IT'S BELARUS,JESUS.
- YES.IT VERY WELL MAY BE
IF WE DON'TDO SOMETHING NOW.
- UM, SO YOU THINK YOU'VE DONESOMETHING HERE
TO KEEP THE CONFLICT FROMESCALATING, IS THAT RIGHT?
- I'M JUST DOINGWHAT I'VE ALWAYS DONE.
PEOPLE WANNA KNOW WHAT I'M ON.WHAT AM I ON?
I'M ON A FARM IN BALARUS,BUSTING MY ASS.
WHAT ARE YOU ON?
AND NOW THAT THE BELARUSIANFARMERS ARE ALL DEAD,
WHAT WILL YOU TRY NEXT?
What Are YOU On?
Jesus visits the farmers in Belarus to bring attention to their struggle.
The people of South Park line up to remove their wristbands.x CLOSE
More news comes in about a beloved icon using performance enhancing drugs.x CLOSE
The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
Stan goes on the Charlie Rose show, and continues to defend his position about wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
After his appearance on the Charlie Rose show, people start wearing brown bracelets to show their support for standing.x CLOSE
Stan finally does his Nike commercial.x CLOSE
Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.x CLOSE
Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.x CLOSE
Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.x CLOSE