I AM SO THRILLED TO SEEOUR NATION'S YOUTH
EMBRACE SARCASTABALL OVERTRADITIONAL FOOTBALL.
OH, BUT WHY STOP THERE?
SINCE FOOTBALL IS SO BARBARIC,WE SHOULD CHANGE TOO!
SO, LET'S GIVEA BIG WELCOME
TO THE NEW COACH OF THE DENVERBRONCOS, RANDY MARSH!
CONGRATULATIONS, MARSH.GOOD JOB.
- OH, THANK YOU,COMMISSIONER.
I'M THRILLED TO BEA PART OF THIS.
THANKS.- NICE GOING.
- YEAH, NO, NO,YOU NICE GOING.
- HEY, GUYS, HOW ABOUTA NICE FUCKING PICTURE
TO WELCOME IN THE FUTUREOF SPORTS.
[camera shutter clicking]
- WELCOME TOTHE INAUGURAL GAME
OF THE NATIONALSARCASTABALL LEAGUE,
AS WE BRING YOU TODAY'S MATCH-UPBETWEEN THE DENVER BRONCOS
AND THE OAKLAND RAIDERS.
- YEAH, LOOKIN' GOOD, GUYS.LET'S KICK SOME BUTT.
- GIVE 'EM HELL, COACH!LOVING, NOT SHOVING!
- OH, YEAH, GOOD ONE![cheering]
- AND NOW, HERE ARE YOUR DENVERWHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DO GIRLS!
- GO, BRONCOS, GO.
- AND NOW, HERE TO SINGTHE SARCASTABALL ANTHEM,
RECORDING ARTIST, CEE LO.
- [tune of God Bless America]♪ I LOVE SARCASTABALL
♪ IT'S SO MUCH BETTERTHAN FOOTBALL ♪
♪ I'M SO GLAD THEY GOT RID OFVIOLENCE IN SPORTS ♪
♪ 'CAUSE SARCASTABALL ISSO SUPER FUN TO WATCH ♪
- WHOO!NICE JOB, CELO.
GOOD TO SEE YOU ON TVSOME MORE.
- YEAH, I'M A BIG FAN OFALL YOUR HIT SONG!
Loving Not Shoving!
Randy moves up to the NFL and takes Sarcastaball with him.
Randy and the boys tune in and witness the dangers of football.x CLOSE
Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.x CLOSE
After the first practice, news of Sarcastaball sweeps across the nation.x CLOSE
Just when the boys want to quit, Butters rallies the team.x CLOSE
Randy moves up to the NFL and takes Sarcastaball with him.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters as team captain. Soon after, he has another one of his happy dreams.x CLOSE
Randy leads his NFL team to it's first victory.x CLOSE
Butters shares his secret stash of goo with Cartman.x CLOSE
After an appearance on "Rome", Sharon confronts Randy about his mental health.x CLOSE
The South Park Cows take on their toughest opponent, and Butters shares his goo with the team.x CLOSE