Retard Babies & Butt Sex - Video Clip | South Park Studios

HOW LONG UNTIL UNTILNINTENDO Wii COMES OUT NOW ?

IT'S STILL THREE WEEKS.

OH GOD...

OKAY, HOW LONG NOW ?

WILL YOUSHUT UP, ALREADY ?

ALRIGHT, KIDS,IT IS NOW MY JOB

TO TEACH YOUTHE THEORY OF EVOLUTION.

OH BOY !

NOW I FOR ONE THINK THATEVOLUTION IS BUNCH OF BULLCRAP

BUT I'VE BEEN TOLDI HAVE TO TEACH IT ANYWAY.

IT WAS THOUGHT UPBY CHARLES DARWIN

AND IT GOESSOMETHING LIKE THIS:

IN THE BEGINNING WE WEREALL FISH, OKAY,

SWIMMING AROUNDIN THE WATER.

AND THEN ONE DAY, A COUPLEOF FISH HAD A RETARD BABY.

AND THE RETARD BABY WASDIFFERENT, SO IT GOT TO LIVE.

SO RETARD FISH GOES ONTO MAKE MORE RETARD BABIES

AND THEN ONE DAYA RETARD BABY FISH

CRAWLED OUT OF THE OCEANWITH ITS MUTANT FISH HANDS...

AND IT HAD BUTT SEX WITHA SQUIRREL OR SOMETHING

AND MADE THIS...RETARD FROG-SQUIRREL.

AND THEN THATHAD A RETARD BABY

WHICH WAS AMONKEY-FISH-FROG.

AND THEN THIS MONKEY-FISH-FROGHAD BUTT SEX WITH THAT MONKEY

AND THAT MONKEY HADA MUTANT RETARD BABY

THAT SCREWEDANOTHER MONKEY

AND THAT MADE YOU.

SO THERE YOU GO.

YOU'RE THE RETARDED OFFSPRINGOF FIVE MONKEYS

HAVING BUTT SEX WITHA FISH-SQUIRREL.

CONGRATULATIONS.

AGH-- I CAN'TTAKE IT ANYMORE !

AGHGHGH !

YUP, Y'SEE ?

I KNEW THATWOULD HAPPEN.