Stan Marsh ?
Yeah.
I'm Agent Clarkand this is Agent Marx.
We'd like to talk to you aboutyour Pinewood Derby car.
Aw, crap.
Dad !
Young man, what we'reabout to tell you
is a matter ofnational security.
Yesterday, every governmentand embassy on Earth
was contacted by...an alien life force.
Alien ?
Apparently, the alien cameacross your Pinewood Derby car
and it's now headedto our planet.
What does it want ?
We believe that theyintend to welcome us
into the Galactic Federationof Planets.
They will wantto meet the people
who discovered warp speedfor our species.
Stan, did you use allthe damn toilet paper again ?
Oh, crap !
What ?!What do you guys want ?!
We said we only usedwhat was in the kit !
You got nothing on us !
You got nothing onussssss !
Dad, they aren't herefor that !
Oh.
Hi, I'm Randy Marsh.
Mr. Marsh, we were justtelling your son
that thanks to you
we have made firstcontact with alien life.
What ?!
Hey-- hey, Sharon !
NASA has confirmedthat an alien ship
has entered our solar systemand is headed here.
So guess what.
Our Pinewood Derby carfound alien life in space.
What ?Oh, my God !
Yeah, but I guess it'sjust a dumb, little race
like you said,huh, Sharon ?
Warp Speed For Our Species
Pinewood Derby s13e06
Agents confront Stan and Randy about alien's first contact.

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