You guys, they're gay!They're totally gay.
Kenny and Token.
Kenny and Token, dude.
They're so gay.Butters told me.
You're lying.No, dude.
In those old, abandonedbuildings around Kenny's house,
Kenny and Token turned itinto a big ninja clubhouse,
and they dress upand play ninja in it,
trying to scare people away.
How is that gay?
It's the gayest thing ever,dude!
Ninjas are [bleep] dumb!
Dude, come on!We got to go see this!
Over this way!
[ Traditional Japanese musicplays ]
Hoo-ah, wah, wah!
We will defend our ninja honor.
Intruders!Defend the base!
[ Music continues ]
Hey, guys, did you cometo see our ninja fortress?
[ Gong crashes ]Oh, my God.They're so gay, you guys.
You and Kennybuilt all this?
Yeah,with Clyde and David, too.
You guys should comeand check it out.
Uh, no.We're good, thanks.
Oh, my God, dude.It's a sausage party.
It's pretty cool, dude.People are really scared of us.
Yeah,I'm sure they are.
Hey, excuse me, man.Do you know where --
[ Middle Eastern music plays ]
[ All grunting ]
Oh, my God!
Go, go, go![ Tires squeal ]
[ Engine revs, tires squeal ]
That's pretty cool.
Ninjas Are Gay
Cartman discovers that Kenny and Token are playing ninjas in the abandoned SoDoSoPa. Meanwhile the ninjas are mistaken for terrorists.