[knock at door]
- HELLO, SIR.
MY COLLEAGUE AND I ARE GOINGTHROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD
AND SEE IF YOULIKE TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
- SURE, I LOVE THE TRUTH!
- OKAY, WE FROMJEHOVAH WITNESS.
WE KINGDOM HALLJEHOVAH WITNESS,
AND WE BELIEVE, SIR,THAT MANY PEOPLE
INTERPRET THE BIBLE--IT'S WRONG.
- WHAT'S A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS?
- YES, SIR, WE BELIEVE THE--THE TRUTH.
I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU.
I KNOW NOT WHAT TO BELIEVE,
BUT THEN I LET MY PROVIDERJEHOVAH INTO MY HEART.
- OH, MY GOODNESS.
YOUR LITTLE CARTOONHAS A GIRL ON FIRE.
- YES, BECAUSE JEHOVAHWILL BRING JUDGMENT
AGAINST ALL AND PERISH,
LIKE THE LITTLE GIRL,WILL BURN IN THE FIRE.
- OH, YOU SHOULDN'T BE HANDINGOUT DRAWINGS LIKE THIS, MA'AM.
WELL, DON'T YOU KNOW THATTHE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU?
- THE GOVERNMENT WATCHING ME?
- WHAT'S THAT?
- HE SAID THE GOVERNMENTWATCHING US.
- RIGHT NOW?
- HOW LONGTHEY BEEN WATCHING US?
- CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIMEYOU WENT TO YOUR LOCAL DMV?
- I NO GO DMV.I DON'T HAVE CAR.
- OH, YOU CAN WALK THERE.
TRUST ME,YOU GOT TO GO TO THE DMV.
SEE, I WAS LIKE YOU ONCE,AFRAID, UNSURE,
DOING STUFF I SHOULDN'T DO
LIKE SHOWING PEOPLE PICTURESOF LITTLE GIRLS
WITH THEIR HEADS ON FIRE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE LEARNED?
THAT JUST GOING TO THE DMV
AND LETTING GOOF ALL MY WRONGDOINGS
FILLED ME WITH A JOYI HAD FELT NOWHERE ELSE.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO READSOME DMV LITERATURE?
THIS'LL TELL YOU MOST OF WHATYOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE DMV,
BUT JUST GO.
EVERYONE THERE IS REALLY NICE.
YOUR GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU,
AND YOUR GOVERNMENTWANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY.
HAVE A NICE DAY!
What's A Jehovah's Witness?
Butters uses a visit from Jehovah's Witnesses to spread the good word about the Government.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Cartman's "private conversation" pisses Kyle off.x CLOSE
Cartman complains about the NSA invading his privacy and sends a message out to his followers.x CLOSE
Butters thanks the government and President Obama for watching over him, while Cartman comes up with a plan to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
The newest form of social media takes your thoughts and puts them directly on the internet.x CLOSE
Cartman uses “Shitter” to talk about his plans for the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters confesses all his sins at the DMV.x CLOSE
Cartman puts on his best disguise to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters uses a visit from Jehovah's Witnesses to spread the good word about the Government.x CLOSE
Cartman has his first day working as an NSA agent.x CLOSE
Butters visits Craig and preaches about letting the government into your heart.x CLOSE