Fourteen years ago did youor did you not say
'Everyone in South Park is a god damn douche bag'?
That was a bad attemptat a Christmas joke.
But there's nothing in thatstatement about Christmas.
That's what I said,it was a bad attempt.
What part of the statement wasactually-
You wanna hear agood Christmas joke?
In two thousand and fiveyou said that-
You said that youhad no recollection-
Sorry, I got the sniffles.
Only Eight Weeks Until Christmas
Mr. Hakey answers hard questions about his past comments.