OH YEAH...YEAH, I'M A MONKEY !
GIVE THIS MONKEYWHAT SHE WANTS !
OH, MISS GARRISON !
DAMMIT, WHO THE HELLIS CALLING ?
I'LL TELL THEMTO CALL YOU BACK.
CAN YOU CALL BACKLATER, PLEASE ?
( Future Eric )IT'S AN EMERGENCY !
IT'S AN EMERGENCY !
AN EMERGENCY ?
I NEED TO SPEAK WITHMR. GARRISON RIGHT NOW.
I'M SORRY, BUT MR. GARRISONHAS PASSED AWAY.
MRS. GARRISON ISTHE ONLY PERSON HERE,
AND SHE'S RATHERTIED UP AT THE MOMENT.
LOOK ASSHOLE, THIS ISA REAL EMERGENCY,
JUST PASS THE PHONETO WHATEVER GARRISON
WANTS TO CALL HIMSELF SINCETHE SEX CHANGE OPERATION !
SEX CHANGE OPERATION ?
AGHGHGH... YOU'RE A MAN ?
NOT ANYMORE,I'VE BEEN FIXED !
RICHARD, HOLD ONI CAN EXPLAIN !
HOW COULD I BESO STUPID ?
RICHARD,COME BACK, PLEASE !
WELL, GO AHEAD AND LEAVE,YOU ATHEIST FAGGOT !
HAVE A FUN TIMEMOCKING GOD IN HELL !
YOU QUEER !
MR. GARRISON--MR. GARRISON ?
ALRIGHT, ERIC ARE YOUALL SET TO GO ?
GO... RIGHT...WHERE AM I GOING ?
WE TOLD YOU,WE'RE SENDING YOU HOME.
WITH THE CRANK-N-WANKTIME MACHINE.
DON'T WORRY, MY SON.
WHEN YOU RETURNTO YOUR TIME,
YOU WILL MERGE WITHYOUR OTHER SELF.
IT'S ALL VERY ZEN.
WAIT... ISN'T EVERYBODYAT WAR OVER ATHEISM ?
ATHEISM- NO !
WE'VE LEARNED TO GET RIDOF ALL "ISMS" IN OUR TIME.
YES, LONG AGO WE REALIZED
"ISMS" ARE GREAT FORTHOSE WHO ARE RATIONAL.
BUT IN THE HANDS OFIRRATIONAL PEOPLE,
"ISMS" ALWAYSLEAD TO VIOLENCE.
SO THERE IS NO WARNOW IN THE FUTURE ?
OF COURSETHERE'S WAR !
THE STUPID FRENCH-CHINESE THINKTHEY HAVE A RIGHT TO HAWAII !
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
BUT NOW THE MOMENT HAS COME TOSEND YOU BACK TO YOUR TIME-
WE UNFROZE YOUFOR A PURPOSE,
AND NOW THAT PURPOSEIS FULFILLED.
AND WHAT WAS THATPURPOSE AGAIN ?
WE EXPLAINED THATTO YOU ALREADY.
GOOD BYE ERIC,I WILL MISS YOU !
SQUAWK, SQUAK !
I'LL MISS YOUTOO, KOK-A-3.
SO LONG ERIC,
AND TELL EVERYONEIN THE PAST FOR US...
THAT NO ONE SINGLE ANSWER,IS EVER THE ANSWER.
Sex Change Operation?
Still trying to leave the future, Cartman reaches out to Garrison for help.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Cartman recovers a Nintendo Wii from a run down technology museum.x CLOSE
Future Cartman tries to prevent Get Kyle to help him.x CLOSE
Still trying to leave the future, Cartman reaches out to Garrison for help.x CLOSE
Cartman has frozen himself for 500 years and now lives in the year 2546.x CLOSE
Cartman can't play his Nintendo Wii because it won't connect to his float screen.x CLOSE
Three factions of atheists plan to go to war.x CLOSE
Cartman hears about a phone that can call people in the past.x CLOSE
Cartman can't afford a Crank Prank Time Phone.x CLOSE
Cartman and K-10 steal a Crank Prank Time Phone from two local boys.x CLOSE
The Wise One denounces the upcoming war.x CLOSE