- THIS IS BREAKING NEWS.
THE TESTS ARE DONE,AND THE RESULTS ARE IN.
THE LITTLE BOY WHO CLAIMEDHE NEVER CUT OFF
HIS WHAT WOULD JESUS DOBRACELET
DID CUT IT OFFAND LIED ABOUT IT.
- NOT ONLY DID WE FIND TRACESOF SUPER GLUE
BUT OF YELLOW MAGICMARKER AS WELL.
THIS IS A DARK DAY
FOR HONEST FRENCHSWEDISH PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.
- THOUGH THE TESTSSEEMED CONCLUSIVE,
STAN MARSH CONTINUESTO DENY ANY CHEATING.
[knock at door]
- HEY, DUDE, PEOPLE ARE KIND OFPISSED OFF AT YOU.
- THANKS, KYLE.
- YOU PROBABLY SHOULD COME CLEANAND TELL THE TRUTH.
DID YOU SUPER GLUEYOUR BRACELET?
- WHY DOES IT MATTER?
- BECAUSE YOU KIND OFMADE IT MATTER.
- YOU KNOW, I'M JUST--
I'M JUST THROUGHWITH THIS WHOLE THING.
I CAN'T PUT MY FAMILYTHROUGH ANY MORE OF THIS.
- SO YOU DID SUPER GLUE IT.
- [scoffs] YOU KNOWWHAT'S REALLY SAD--
THAT THIS IS WHATMATTERS TO PEOPLE!
WHAT NOBODY SEEMS TO REMEMBERARE THE FARMERS IN BELARUS!
STANGROUND IS BIGGER THAN ME.
YOU WANT TO TELL ALL THOSEFARMERS IN BELARUS
IT'S ALL BULLCRAP?
- DUDE, THE SOONERYOU EAT YOUR PEAS,
THE SOONER YOU CAN TRY TOWIN SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS BACK.
YOU NEED TO BILL CLINTON THIS.
- YOU REALLY THINK I WENTTHROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE,
LYING ABOUT MY WRISTBANDAND CLAIMING TO BE
SOMETHING I WASN'T--FOR WHAT, KYLE?
THIS IS A WITCH HUNT, DUDE.
IT'S ALL THAT STUPIDFRENCH SCIENTIST--
HE'S THE FRAUD!AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT!
A Witch Hunt
Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.
The people of South Park line up to remove their wristbands.x CLOSE
More news comes in about a beloved icon using performance enhancing drugs.x CLOSE
The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
Stan goes on the Charlie Rose show, and continues to defend his position about wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
After his appearance on the Charlie Rose show, people start wearing brown bracelets to show their support for standing.x CLOSE
Stan finally does his Nike commercial.x CLOSE
Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.x CLOSE
Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.x CLOSE
Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.x CLOSE