[ Indistinct conversations ]
All right, parents and students,please take your seats.
Now, as you know,
there was an incidentat the school last week
involving a studentreferring to rape
as a "hot Cosby."
[ Snickering ]
Principal Victoriahas been fired.
-Fired? Really?-Sweet, dude!
And a new personhas been appointed
to try and makeSouth Park Elementary
a more progressive placethat fits in with today's times.
So, please welcomeP.C. Principal.
All right, listen up.My name is P.C. Principal.
I don't know about you,but frankly, I'm sick and tired
of how minority groups aremarginalized in today's society.
I'm here because this placeis lost in a time warp!
Students who still usethe word "retarded,"
a teacher who saidwomen without wombs
should get an AIDS test.
Oh, I was a lesbian then.
A chef person of color
who the childrenhad sing soul songs,
and who the children droveto kill himself.
No, he got brainwashedby a cult.
And that's two days detentionfor you, young man.
-We'll see you at 4:00.-What?
Let me ask you this.We're in Colorado, right?
Where are the Hispanic kids?Huh?
Where are the ethnicand racial minorities?
Well, we have Token.He's black.
And that's two days detentionfor you, Mackey.
Wha-- I got detention?
I Googled South Parkbefore I came here,
and I could not believe the shityou are getting away with.
People claiming to be advocatesof transgender rights,
but really just wanting to usethe women's bathroom.
A white manwho thinks he's Chinese,
and built a wallto keep out Mongolians.
Ooh, I hate-a Mongolians!
What the [bleep] is this?Are you [bleep] kidding me?
I'm telling you all,this is done.
Like it or not, P.C. is back,and it's bigger than ever.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!You hear that?
That's the sound of 2015pulling you over, people.
Please Welcome PC Principal
South Park Elementary's new principal introduces himself at the PTA meeting.