Yeah, I'm --I'm a little tired
becauseI'm actually hosting a
[Louder] huge fundraiserfor my charity organization.
That I'm sort ofthe head of.
That's great, sir.Ice-cream sandwiches...
Yeah, we're gonna raisea lot of money.
Celebrities are coming.
Demi Lovato has given $100,000for the event.
Oh yep, got to havethat Frank's Hot Sauce.
I just thought, you know,a fundraiser dinner
was sort of the appropriateplace to ask for donations.
That's great, sir.
Okay, your total's $37.85.
And would you liketo give a dollar
to help put a hamsterthrough college?
What?! Did you not hearanything I said?!
I'm -- I'm doingall this stuff!
Not a problem, sir.
If you could just pressthe "No" button,
and tell the little hamsterhe's not going to college.
[ Hamster squeaking ]
Just look himright in the eye, sir,
and say,"Not today, buddy."
Actually,my big fundraising gala
is helping put hamstersthrough college, too.
Oh, really? Wow!
Did you hear that, Banjo?!You've got support!
Well you havea nice day sir,
and thank you so muchfor being so generous.
Put A Hamster Through College
Randy buys groceries for his upcoming charity fundraiser.