$22,000 ONTHE INTELLILINK SYSTEM,
AND SO FAR IT'S BEENAN UNMITIGATED DISASTER.
- YEAH, BUT, SEE,THE PROBLEM IS
NOT EVERYONEIS SIGNED ON TO IT YET.
- THEY CAN'T SIGN ON,BECAUSE EVERY TIME THEY TRY
THEY MAKE SPRINKLERS GO OFF.
- I KNOW THAT INTELLILINK HASHAD SOME...HICCUPS, OKAY?
I'VE HIRED A NEW FACULTY MEMBER
WHOSE SOLE RESPONSIBILITY
WILL BE TO OVERSEETHE INTELLILINK SYSTEM
AND MAKE SURE IT RUNS SMOOTHLY.
I WANT YOU ALL TO MEETPAT CONNERS.
- HELLO, EVERYONE.- DON'T HELLO US, PAT!
THIS SYSTEM YOU'RE RESPONSIBLEFOR NOW ISN'T WORKING OUT.
SO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOINGTO DO ABOUT IT?
- OH, WELL, I'M JUST SORT OFGETTING ACCLIMATED
TO THE SITUATION, AND--- GETTING ACCLIMATED?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEYWE WASTED ON THIS THING?
HOW ABOUT YOU TAKESOME RESPONSIBILITY?
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, PAT.YOU'RE FIRED, GET OUT.
WELL, HOW THE HELL WE GOING TOCLEAN UP PAT'S MESS?
I GUESS WE GOT NO CHOICE,MKAY.
WE'LL HAVE TO UPGRADE TOTHE INTELLILINK GOLD PACKAGE.
- OH, NO.- IT'S A $10,000 UPGRADE,
BUT IT SHOULD CLEAN UPALL OF PAT'S MISTAKES.
- MR. MACKEY, LET'S BE CLEAR.INTELLILINK WAS YOUR IDEA.
YOU SHOULD JUST ADMITIT WAS A BAD ONE
AND STOP BEING SO DEFENSIVE.
- WELL, IT'S GOOD TO BEA LITTLE DEFENSIVE
AROUND YOU, MILES, MKAY?
LET'S NOT FORGET YOUR WIFEDIED OF AN "ACCIDENT"
WHILE YOU WERE "DRINKING"ON A HIKE.
- HEY, NOW LISTEN --- NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME!
INTELLILINK IS A GREAT IDEA,
AND WE JUST NEED THE GODDAMNGOLD PACKAGE.
WE'RE DOUBLING DOWN.
Clean Up Pat's Mess
The school faculty holds a meeting to discuss the many problems with the Intellilink system.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey introduces the school's new computer system, Intellilink.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to get some quality time with his brother watching Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Ike and Kyle sit down to watch an informative video about Canadian Puberty.x CLOSE
After continued problems with the school's new system, Mr. Mackey calls in Cody, the Itellilink Smartnician.x CLOSE
Kyle has bad news about Yo Gabba Gabba, and Ike does not take it well.x CLOSE
Ike tames Foofa's strange at Yo Gabba Gabba Live. Afterwards, the Gabba gang confronts Kyle and his brother about Ike's behavior.x CLOSE
The Canadian Minister of Health sits down with a friend to discuss issues with his wife.x CLOSE
The school faculty holds a meeting to discuss the many problems with the Intellilink system.x CLOSE
The Yo Gabba Gabba gang tries to make Foofa reconsider her plans to go on the MTV Music Awards.x CLOSE