- [thinking] ALL RIGHT,WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?
I'M ABOUT READY TO GOTO THE NSA UNDERCOVER
AND SEE IF I CAN EXPOSESOME OF THEIR SECRETS.
YOU CAN FOLLOW MEON MY SHITTER ACCOUNT
I GOT TO BE CAREFUL.
KYLE IS HERE,AND I'M PRETTY SURE
HE'S TRYING TO LISTEN IN.
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
- [thinking]KYLE, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND,
THIS BROADCAST IS FORMY SHITTER FOLLOWERS ONLY.
- WHAT'S SHITTER?
- [thinking]DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD,
BUT THE GOVERNMENTIS ACTUALLY ABLE TO MONITOR
ALL OUR EMAILSAND TWITTER ACCOUNTS.
WITH SHITTER,I DON'T EVEN NEED A CELL PHONE.
MY THOUGHTS ARE SENTDIRECTLY TO THE INTERNET
AND THEN TO EVERYONE ELSEON SHITTER.
- WOW!- [thinking] YES.
NOW AS I INFILTRATE THE NSA,
I'LL BE ABLE TO BROADCASTEVERYTHING
TO ALL MY SHITTER FOLLOWERS.
- YOU'RE OKAY WITH EVERYTHINGYOU THINK
GOING UP ON THE INTERNET.
- YEAH, BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENTWON'T RESPECT MY PRIVACY.
- HOW MANY PEOPLEARE ON SHITTER?
- JUST TWO SO FAR,ME AND ALEC BALDWIN.
- [thinking] I'M ABOUTTO SIT DOWN AND EAT A SANDWICH
AT THIS AMAZING DELIRUN BY TWO FAGGOTS IN CHELSEA.
- [thinking] OH, KEWL.
I'LL HAVE TO TRY IT OUTSOMETIME. LOL.
- [thinking] IN 1982,I WAS AT A PARTY
AT MIKE DOUGLAS' HOUSE,
AND I [bleep] KIM BASINGER.
- [thinking]WOW, THAT'S COOL.
SHE'S CUTE. WINK EMOJI.
Broadcasting To His Followers
Cartman uses “Shitter” to talk about his plans for the NSA.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Cartman's "private conversation" pisses Kyle off.x CLOSE
Cartman complains about the NSA invading his privacy and sends a message out to his followers.x CLOSE
Butters thanks the government and President Obama for watching over him, while Cartman comes up with a plan to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
The newest form of social media takes your thoughts and puts them directly on the internet.x CLOSE
Cartman uses “Shitter” to talk about his plans for the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters confesses all his sins at the DMV.x CLOSE
Cartman puts on his best disguise to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters uses a visit from Jehovah's Witnesses to spread the good word about the Government.x CLOSE
Cartman has his first day working as an NSA agent.x CLOSE
Butters visits Craig and preaches about letting the government into your heart.x CLOSE