AND WE ALL KNOWWHAT THAT MEANS.
- THAT'S RIGHT, BLACK FRIDAYIS JUST AROUND THE CORNER.
- AND PEOPLE ARE ALREADYGEARING UP.
- WE USUALLY START LINING UPAROUND 3:00 A.M.
WE, UH, DOUSE OURSELVESIN PIG BLOOD,
BECAUSE IT DOES HELP USSLIP THROUGH THE CROWD
WHEN THE DOORS OPEN.
- WE DO IT EVERY YEAR,PART OF THE FAMILY TRADITION.
LAST YEARWE LOST OUR YOUNGEST DAUGHTER.
HER HEAD WAS STEPPED ONAND CRUSHED.
BUT IN HER MEMORY,
WE'RE GOING TO FIND A YOUNG GIRLAND STEP ON HER HEAD THIS YEAR.
- IF ANYONE THINKS THEY'RE GONNABEAT ME INSIDE THAT MALL
AND KEEP ME FROM GETTINGMY KIDS' CHRISTMAS PRESENTS,
THEY CAN KISS MY FAT VAGINA,
'CAUSE I'M BRINGINGTHE MOTHER[BEEPED] PAIN.
- TOM, THE SOUTH PARK MALLSAYS THEY'VE BEEFED UP SECURITY
IN AN EFFORT TO REDUCE
THE NUMBER OF FATALITIESTHIS YEAR.
ONE THING'S FOR SURE,
PEOPLE TAKE BLACK FRIDAYVERY SERIOUSLY.
It's A Family Tradition
Channel 9 news interviews excited Black Friday shoppers.
Randy joins a fresh batch of mall cops as they prepare for Black Friday.x CLOSE
Cartman gathers all the boys together and unveils his plan to get the next gen gaming systems.x CLOSE
Channel 9 news interviews excited Black Friday shoppers.x CLOSE
The boys begin to train for the big fight. Meanwhile, Randy hears about the horrors of last year's Black Friday.x CLOSE
Butters discusses wieners, while the boys divide into dueling factions over next gen gaming consoles.x CLOSE
Sharon confronts Randy about his new mall security gig.x CLOSE
Cartman recruits the help of the Federation kids, while the boys discover a new Black Friday threat.x CLOSE
The gift every child is asking for this holiday season.x CLOSE
The mall cops are horrified when they hear about the new Elmo doll coming out on Black Friday.x CLOSE
Stan tries to recruit the Goth Kids, while Cartman has a serious talk with Lady McCormick.x CLOSE