BY ERIC CARTMAN.
( knocking )
CARTMAN, I REALLY,REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
I OBJECT TO IT MORALLY AND IFIND IT GROSSLY OFFENSIVE.
GO ON, KYLE.
I KNOW THAT I OFTEN HAVESERIOUS MORAL OBJECTIONS
TO THE THINGSTHAT YOU DO,
BUT THIS TIME I THINK YOUREALLY NEED TO RECONSIDER.
BECAUSE IF YOU DO THIS, IBELIEVE YOU WILL GO TO HELL.
SO I FEEL IT ISMY RESPONSIBILITY,
AS YOUR FRIEND, TO TELL PEOPLEWHAT YOU'RE DOING
AND TO PUT A STOP TO IT.
WELL, KYLE, I UNDERSTANDWHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM
AND I APPRECIATEYOUR BEING SO DIRECT.
UM, THE THING IS, YOU REALLYHAVE A KIND WARPED VIEW
ON MORALITYBECAUSE YOU'RE JEWISH.
NOW, KYLE, YOU HAVEN'T GONE
TO SEE MEL GIBSON'S FILM"THE PASSION", BUT--
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO TALK ABOUT"THE PASSION", CARTMAN !
LET ME FINISH.
IF YOU HAD SEEN"THE PASSION",
YOU WOULD KNOW THAT HELLIS RESERVED FOR THE JEWS
AND ALL THOSEWHO DON'T ACCEPT CHRIST.
THAT BEING THE CASE,
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALWORRIED ABOUT YOUR SOUL.
I CAME HERETO TALK ABOUT YOU.
YES, AND INSTEAD, YOU HADA BREAKTHROUGH YOURSELF.
THIS IS REALLYTHE BEGINNING
OF A WHOLE NEW CHAPTEROF YOUR LIFE, KYLE.
GOOD LUCK !
♪ DA DA DADADA DAAA ♪
Kyle confronts Eric about his actions.
Jimmy is persuaded to take steroids as a shortcut.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Eric about his actions.x CLOSE
Jimmy learns that cheating is wrong.x CLOSE
The boys agree to cheer for Timmy and Jimmy at the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to pretend to have a disability so he can win the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman researches the handicapped.x CLOSE
Jimmy's almost caught juicing in his room.x CLOSE
Cartman needs a parent to sign up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman convinces his mom to sign him up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Timmy discovers Jimmy's bag of steroids.x CLOSE