THEY ARE BLOCKING OUR TV
>> HOW ARE THEY ABLE TO DO THIS
WITH THEIR SMARTPHONES.
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT.
THE THINK THEY OUTSMARTED OUT
BUT WE PAY THEM.
CAN THEY REMOVE IT?
>> NO, THEY DID THE USUAL CABLE
>> WE'LL SEE.
EXCUSE ME, OUR CONTENT IS BEING
BLOCKED AND WE NEED IT NOW.
>> SORRY, SIR, IF YOU NEED IT
NOW PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SWITCH TO
ANOTHER CABLE COMPANY.
OH , THERE'S NOT ANOTHER CABLE
COMPANY IS THERE?
THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE THE ONLY ONE
>> LOOK, IF OUR KIDS CAN BLOCK
CONTENT THEN MUST BE ABLE TO
>> AS WE TOLD THE OTHER SIR WE
CAN FIX IT BUT WE JUST NEED TO
SEND A TECHNICIAN TO YOUR HOUSE
TO CHANGE OUT THE CABLE BOX.
>> WE JUST NEED A WINDOW OF TIME
TO BE HOME HOW ABOUT BETWEEN
3:00 A.M. TO 6:00 P.M. ALL OF
>> NO, I CAN'T.
>> THAT'S TOO BAD.
YOU HAVE TO BE HOME FOR THE
CAN YOU GO TO DIRECT TV?
>> I CAN'T AFFORD DIRECT TV.
>> GEEZ, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
I GUESS HAVE YOU TO WORK WITHIN
OUR TIME WINDOWS.
>> WELL, ANY LUCK?
>> NO, JUST THE USUAL CABLE
>> OH, WELL, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE
TO LIVE WITHOUT OUR INFORMATIVE
>> SCREW THAT.
CAN WE LEARN THIS MINECRAFT GAME
TO GET AROUND OUR KID'S PARENTAL
>> I TRIED.
IT'S UNLIKE OTHER VIDEO GAMES
I DON'T GET IT IT'S ALL RETRO
LIKE LEGOS AND KIDS ONLINE
CALLED ME A GRIFER AND KICKED ME
>> WE CAN LEARN.
THERE'S TALK OF A CHILD THAT
HE'LL TEACH MINECRAFT TO ANYBODY
FOR THE RIGHT PRICE.
[ KNOCKING ]
The Cable Company Runaround
Randy visits the cable company in an effort to take back control of his TV.
Wendy gives a boring report on Syria, while another student's report on Murder Porn gets everyone's interest.x CLOSE
Stan catches his parents watching murder porn. Meanwhile, a real murder takes place in town.x CLOSE
The kids of South Park hold a town hall meeting to discuss the influence of murder porn.x CLOSE
Stan's parents discover a parental lock on their favorite TV channels.x CLOSE
Randy visits the cable company in an effort to take back control of his TV.x CLOSE
The parents seek the help of the only person willing to teach them Minecraft.x CLOSE
Randy and Sharon have trouble igniting passion in their bedroom without their murder porn.x CLOSE
The boys discover how their parents have gotten around the locks they've placed on murder porn.x CLOSE
Randy gets a visit from cops who warn about some mysterious trouble in the neighborhood.x CLOSE
The kids hold a town hall meeting to discuss the outbreak of parents playing Minecraft.x CLOSE