♪ LET IT SHINEWHEREVER YOU GO ♪
♪ LET IT MAKE A HAPPY--
UGH! AH! OHHH!
- ERIC,WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?
- FEVER, LIGHT--LIGHT HEADEDNESS.
I DON'T KNOWWHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.
- YOU DON'T FEEL WARM.
- OH, THAT'S A RELIEF.
I THOUGHT MAYBE I HAD A FEVERBUT I--OH, OH, MY BUNS!
THERE'S A SHARP PAININ MY BUNS!
- CAN YOU LAYON YOUR STOMACH?
- I'LL TRY, I'LL TRY.
- WHAT THE--
WHAT IS THIS?A HAMBURGER?
- A WHAT?
- WHY ARE THEIR HAMBURGERSIN YOUR UNDERWEAR?
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?HOW COULD THERE BE--
OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE SAYINGI HAVE ASS BURGERS?
- THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
ARE YOU TRYING TO SNEAK FOODINTO THE SCHOOL OR SOMETHING?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I GOT VACCINATEDFROM THE SCHOOL,
AND NOW CLEARLYI HAVE ASS BURGERS.
- VERY FUNNY.
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU THINKASS BURGERS IS FUNNY.
JUST NOTE MY CONDITIONON YOUR RECORDS THERE.
- GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.
- HEY, KYLE, HAVE YOU HEARDANYTHING AT ALL FROM STAN?
- I'VE TRIED, WENDY.
I'VE CALLED HIM.I'VE BEEN TO HIS HOUSE.
BUT SINCE HIS DIAGNOSIS,
ALL HE'S DONEIS GOTTEN WORSE.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
IT'S LIKE HE'SCOMPLETELY TURNED OFF.
- THOSE TWO SHOULD JUST SCREWAND GET IT OVER WITH.
- I CAN'T KEEP DOING IT,WENDY.
I KNOW HE HASAN ILLNESS, BUT GODDAMN.
IT'S LIKE BEING AROUNDA BLACK HOLE
THAT JUST SUCKS THE LIFEOUT OF EVERYTHING.
- LOOK,MAYBE WHAT WE SHOULD DO
IS ALL GO OVERTO HIS HOUSE TOGETHER.
THAT WAY WE COULD--- NO, I CAN'T, WENDY.
ALL HIS NEGATIVITY IS STARTINGTO MAKE ME DEPRESSED.
I HAVE TO LET HIM GO.
AND WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT,I'M GOING TO EMBRACE
WITH A TOTALLY POSITIVEATTITUDE.
- GODDAMN STUPID SCHOOL NURSE!HEARTLESS BITCH!
- WHAT'S THE MATTER, DUDE?
- I SPENT ALL MORNING MAKINGHAMBURGERS FOR NOTHING!
THAT'S WHAT'S THE MATTER!
- YOU MADE HAMBURGERS?THAT'S AWESOME.
I'D LOVE ONE.
- MMM! WOW!
THIS IS REALLY GOOD,CARTMAN.
- REALLY?- YEAH.
HEY, RILEY,TRY THIS HAMBURGER,
CARTMAN MADE THEM HIMSELF.
- WOW!WHAT IS THAT?
- SERIOUSLY, CARTMAN, YOU COULDMAKE MONEY WITH THESE.
- GEE, THANKS, KYLE.
Burgers In Your Underwear?
Cartman tries to get diagnosed, while Kyle and Wendy discuss Stan's attitude.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Stan wakes up in the new apartment, but still seems kinda crappy.x CLOSE
The boys talk about Vaccination Day at school, and Stan's finally had enough.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey talks with Stan about his depressing attitude.x CLOSE
Stan becomes the poster child for Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get diagnosed, while Kyle and Wendy discuss Stan's attitude.x CLOSE
Stan joins the Asperger's treatment group.x CLOSE
Cartman Burger is born. Meanwhile, Stan learns more about his condition.x CLOSE
Stan gets plugged into the "real world" and visits Kyle at his new job.x CLOSE
Stan returns to the treatment group to learn more.x CLOSE
The Fast Food Organizations get together to put a stop to Cartman Burger.x CLOSE