- OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD, THEY SAW ME.
THEY SAW ME,AND THEY'RE GONNA BE SO ANGRY.
MAYBE THEY DIDN'T SEE ME.
NO, NO THEY SAW ME.THEY SEE EVERYTHING.
I DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD,
REALLY, REALLY BAD.
- OH, GOD.
BUT MY PARENTS ALWAYS TOLD ME,
"IF YOU DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE,
THEN YOU HAVE TO ADMIT ITTO YOUR PROTECTOR
SO THAT YOU CAN HAVEFORGIVENESS."
ARE THESE PEOPLE NICE?
- DMV PEOPLE?
THEY'RE THE MEANEST PEOPLEON PLANET EARTH.
- OH, GEEZ.
HERE WE GO.
I YELLED AT A MIDGET.
I WAS--I WAS WATCHING MTV,
AND THIS LITTLE PERSONWAS SINGING A SONG.
I THINK HER NAME WAS PINK.
AND I DIDN'T LIKE THE SONG,AND SO I YELLED,
"HEY, GET OFF TV,YOU EFFING MIDGET!"
AND I--I WAS ATBARNES & NOBLES WITH MY MOM.
AND WHILE SHE WAS LOOKINGFOR A BOOK,
I--I SAW THIS PICTURE OFJENNIFER LAWRENCE IN A MAGAZINE.
UM, AND I--WELL, I CUTTHE PICTURE OUT OF THE MAGAZINE
WHILE NO ONE WAS LOOKING.
I TOOK THE PICTURE HOME WITH ME,AND I--
I CUT JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S MOUTHOUT WITH SCISSORS,
AND THEN I--I PUT MY WIENERTHROUGH THE HOLE.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!
HOW CAN I ATONE FOR IT?
I ALREADY SAID THE PLEDGEOF ALLEGIANCE 50 TIMES,
AND I SANG MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE 100 TIMES,
AND I WATCHED AMERICA'S GOT TALENT TWICE!
WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
- WHY NOT A THOUSAND LIVING IN AMERICAS?
- YES.YES, I WILL.
OH, THANK YOU!
OH, I FEELSO MUCH BETTER ALREADY.
♪ LIVIN' IN AMERICA,EYE TO EYE ♪
♪ HAND TO HAND,ACROSS THE NATION ♪
♪ SMOKE, TRACK, FAT PACK
♪ MANY MILESOF RAILROAD TRACK ♪
♪ OW,SAY, OW, OW ♪
I Yelled At A Midget
Butters confesses all his sins at the DMV.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Cartman's "private conversation" pisses Kyle off.x CLOSE
Cartman complains about the NSA invading his privacy and sends a message out to his followers.x CLOSE
Butters thanks the government and President Obama for watching over him, while Cartman comes up with a plan to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
The newest form of social media takes your thoughts and puts them directly on the internet.x CLOSE
Cartman uses “Shitter” to talk about his plans for the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters confesses all his sins at the DMV.x CLOSE
Cartman puts on his best disguise to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters uses a visit from Jehovah's Witnesses to spread the good word about the Government.x CLOSE
Cartman has his first day working as an NSA agent.x CLOSE
Butters visits Craig and preaches about letting the government into your heart.x CLOSE