- WOW, SHE LOOKS GREAT.- WHOA, LOOK AT BEBE.
I HAD NO IDEABEBE WAS THAT HOT.
- YEAH, BUT DID YOU SEETOKEN'S GIRLFRIEND?
- MY BITCH IS STILLTHE HOTTEST, YOU GUYS.
- NO WAY,GO BACK TO ANNIE NELSON.
SHE'S BUILT LIKE A SLIM-JIM.
- YEAH, CLEARLY ANNIE NELSON
IS THE HOTTEST GIRLAT OUR SCHOOL.
LOOK AT THOSE EYES.
- DID YOU NOT SEEERICA SMITH'S BOOBS, KYLE?
THEY'RE LIKE PERFECTWATER BALLOONS.
- I DO LOVE WATER BALLOONS.
- HEY, WENDY,COULD I ASK YOU A BIG FAVOR?
- A LOT OF THE PICTURESI HAVE OF YOU ARE KIND OF
OUTDATED AND, YOU KNOW,I WANT TO BE ABLE
TO SHOW EVERYONEHOW PRETTY YOU ARE--
- SO YOU WANT A PHOTOSHOPPEDPICTURE OF ME
TO TAKE AWAY ANY IMPERFECTIONS,IS THAT IT?
HOW DARE YOU, STAN?
- WENDY, WHY IS ITSUCH A BIG DEAL?
- BECAUSE PEOPLE SHOULD BEOKAY WITH THE WAY THEY LOOK.
I HAVE PIMPLES ON MY FOREHEAD.MY BOTTOM TEETH ARE CROOKED.
SO WHAT?YOU HAVE SHORT LEGS.
- I DO?
- YEAH, AND JASONHAS FRECKLES,
AND BILLY TURNERHAS NARROW SHOULDERS.
THE CHEERLEADERS--BEBE HAS ACNE
LOLA'S ARMS ARE TOO SHORT,NICOLE'S EYES ARE PUFFY,
ANNIE HAS THIN HAIR,AND HEIDI TURNER'S BUTT IS FLAT!
OH, GOD DAMN IT.
- YOU HATER!
- WENDY, IN MY OFFICERIGHT NOW, MKAY!
They boys check out the girls' new pictures, while Stan asks Wendy for an "updated" one.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
To boost her confidence, the cheerleaders encourage Lisa Berger to ask Butters on a date.x CLOSE
Wendy confronts Butters about calling a girl fat, but he defends his high standards.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey has a sit down with Butters and Wendy to discuss the mean things said about Kim Kardashian.x CLOSE
Kanye tries to convince the class that his fiance is not a hobbit.x CLOSE
Wendy shows Butters the power of photoshop.x CLOSE
Clyde shows off his new and improved girlfriend to the boys.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey confronts Wendy about her jealous behavior.x CLOSE
Kanye interrupts the Person Of The Year Awards to once again defend his fiance.x CLOSE
Lisa Berger shares her secret to getting all the boys' attention.x CLOSE
They boys check out the girls' new pictures, while Stan asks Wendy for an "updated" one.x CLOSE