[ Nervous jittering ]
How's it goingwith the fidget spinner?
Great!You seema lot less anxious.
Things arefinally turning around
for my littlehomosexual son.
[ Loud blast in distance ]
What is that?!I'm not sure.
[ Screams ]
Man: Yet no agreementhas been reached
between the parties involved.
Breaking news nowout of Colorado,
where the North Koreansappear to have fired a missile
over Tweek's house.-[ Screams ]
Tweek, of course,the young boy
who got the attentionof Kim Jong Un last week.
The news media in North Korea
is calling the missile testa victory for its people.
[ Speaking in Korean ]
Translator: Today the greatcountry of North Korea...
has proven its determinationand fortitude...
by successfully firing a missileover Tweek's house.
Perhaps now Tweek...-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Why's this happening to me?!
They have to knowthis isn't my fault!
In responseto the North Korean test,
the presidentof the United States
has just tweetedthis statement --
"You really thinkTweek is scared?
Tweek will single handedlygo to North Korea
and [bleep] all you slanty eyedbitches doggy style.
What?!Why would he say that?!
Man:The president also tweeted --
"If you even think Tweekis worried about
a bunch of dipshit poor assthird world rice pickers,
Oh, my God!What is he doing?!
-Tweek, Tweek. Calm down!-why won't he just stop?! Why?
Tweek! Tweek,h-here's your fidget spinner!
Why does hekeep making it worse?!
Your fidget spinner, Tweek!Come on, son!
Focus onthe fidget spinner.
Focus On the Fidget Spinner
North Korea successfully launches a test missile over Tweek's house.