[ Telephone rings ]
Denver Archdiocese.The Lord be with you.
And with your spirit,m'kay.
Uh, my nameis counselor Mackey,
and w-we seem to be havinga little problem
with our local churchhere in South Park.
Our, uh -- our priesthas gone missing.
Oh, not another one!
All right.Listen to me carefully.
Your local priesthas not done anything wrong.
Probably just takingsome time off.
Why is that suspicious?
Well,it's not suspicious.
We just kind of don't knowwhat to do, you know?
We'll take care of it.
There's no needto involve the authorities.
Just sit tight.
[ Button clicks ]
Send in a clean-up crew now.
[ Doors open ]
We've got another one.
A priest in South Parkhas gone rogue
and is probably outdoing his thing.
I need you guys to get up thereand clean up his mess.
Don't worry,Your Holiness.
By the time we're donewith that town,
there won't be a lick of cumanywhere.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
Our Priest Has Gone Missing
The town tries to cope with the church being closed and Priest Maxi taking some time off. Meanwhile, the Denver Archdiocese develops a plan to deal with the rogue Priest.