IT IS MY HONOR TO GIVETHE PERSON OF THE YEAR AWARD

TO THIS YEAR'S WINNER...

POPE FRANCIS.

[cheers and applause]

- GRACIAS, GRACIAS, ALL OF MY CHILDREN.

- ALL RIGHT, HOLD UP.HOLD UP.

I'M SORRY, POPE,BUT HOLD UP.

I JUST GOTTA SAY THIS--

IF MY FIANCEE IS A HOBBIT,

THEN, UH--

THEN WHAT, BITCH?

OH, YEAH.YEAH, YEAH.

OKAY, IF SHE WAS--

IF SHE IS A HOBBIT,

THEN HOW COMESHE DON'T TURN BLUE

WHEN GOBLINS ARE NEAR?

OH, YOU DIDN'TTHINK OF THAT!

OH, I GUESS SHE'S NOTA HOBBIT THEN.

SHE MUST BEA BEAUTIFUL, SEXY WOMAN.

- THE HOBBIT DOESN'TTURN BLUE AROUND GOBLINS.

JUST HIS SWORD DOES.

- MAN, GET THE [BLEEPED]OUT OF HERE,

YOU HOBBIT TRIVIA BITCH!

WHO THE [BLEEPED] ASKED YOU?

NOBODY IS TALKING ANY MORE SHITABOUT MY WOMAN, ALL RIGHT?

- SHE IS GORGEOUS.

IF SHE WAS HERE,YOU COULD ALL SEE FOR YOURSELF

HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS.

BUT SHE CAN'T BE HERE,

BECAUSE SHE HAS A MOVIECOMING OUT ON FRIDAY,

DIRECTED BY PETER JACKSON,CALLED THE HOBBIT!

HOLD UP.

BITCH, THAT MOVIE YOU GOTCOMING OUT IS CALLED THE HOBBIT?

YEAH, BUT IT--IT'S WHAT?

OH, YEAH, YEP,YEAH, I GOT IT, YEP.

YEP, LET ME TELL 'EM.LOVE YOU TOO.

[smooches]

KIM IS NOT EVENIN THAT MOVIE.

THAT MOVIE IS JUST LOOSELY BASEDON HER TELEVISION SHOW

KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS,

WHICH IS A SHOW ABOUT SHORT,LOUD LITTLE PEOPLE

LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD.HOLD UP.

BITCH, IF YOU THE HOBBIT, YOUNEED TO LET ME KNOW RIGHT NOW,

BECAUSE I'M MAKING A FOOLOF MYSELF OUT HERE.