IT IS MY HONOR TO GIVETHE PERSON OF THE YEAR AWARD
TO THIS YEAR'S WINNER...
[cheers and applause]
- GRACIAS, GRACIAS, ALL OF MY CHILDREN.
- ALL RIGHT, HOLD UP.HOLD UP.
I'M SORRY, POPE,BUT HOLD UP.
I JUST GOTTA SAY THIS--
IF MY FIANCEE IS A HOBBIT,
THEN WHAT, BITCH?
OH, YEAH.YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY, IF SHE WAS--
IF SHE IS A HOBBIT,
THEN HOW COMESHE DON'T TURN BLUE
WHEN GOBLINS ARE NEAR?
OH, YOU DIDN'TTHINK OF THAT!
OH, I GUESS SHE'S NOTA HOBBIT THEN.
SHE MUST BEA BEAUTIFUL, SEXY WOMAN.
- THE HOBBIT DOESN'TTURN BLUE AROUND GOBLINS.
JUST HIS SWORD DOES.
- MAN, GET THE [BLEEPED]OUT OF HERE,
YOU HOBBIT TRIVIA BITCH!
WHO THE [BLEEPED] ASKED YOU?
NOBODY IS TALKING ANY MORE SHITABOUT MY WOMAN, ALL RIGHT?
- SHE IS GORGEOUS.
IF SHE WAS HERE,YOU COULD ALL SEE FOR YOURSELF
HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS.
BUT SHE CAN'T BE HERE,
BECAUSE SHE HAS A MOVIECOMING OUT ON FRIDAY,
DIRECTED BY PETER JACKSON,CALLED THE HOBBIT!
BITCH, THAT MOVIE YOU GOTCOMING OUT IS CALLED THE HOBBIT?
YEAH, BUT IT--IT'S WHAT?
OH, YEAH, YEP,YEAH, I GOT IT, YEP.
YEP, LET ME TELL 'EM.LOVE YOU TOO.
KIM IS NOT EVENIN THAT MOVIE.
THAT MOVIE IS JUST LOOSELY BASEDON HER TELEVISION SHOW
KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS,
WHICH IS A SHOW ABOUT SHORT,LOUD LITTLE PEOPLE
LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD.HOLD UP.
BITCH, IF YOU THE HOBBIT, YOUNEED TO LET ME KNOW RIGHT NOW,
BECAUSE I'M MAKING A FOOLOF MYSELF OUT HERE.
Hobbit Trivia Bitch
Kanye interrupts the Person Of The Year Awards to once again defend his fiance.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
To boost her confidence, the cheerleaders encourage Lisa Berger to ask Butters on a date.x CLOSE
Wendy confronts Butters about calling a girl fat, but he defends his high standards.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey has a sit down with Butters and Wendy to discuss the mean things said about Kim Kardashian.x CLOSE
Kanye tries to convince the class that his fiance is not a hobbit.x CLOSE
Wendy shows Butters the power of photoshop.x CLOSE
Clyde shows off his new and improved girlfriend to the boys.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey confronts Wendy about her jealous behavior.x CLOSE
Kanye interrupts the Person Of The Year Awards to once again defend his fiance.x CLOSE
Lisa Berger shares her secret to getting all the boys' attention.x CLOSE
They boys check out the girls' new pictures, while Stan asks Wendy for an "updated" one.x CLOSE