WELL, PHILLIP, I'M VERY SADTHAT WE HAVE TO DIE FOR CANADA.

YES.

THIS BOMB WILL BLOW USTO SMITHEREENS.

BUT WE REALLYHAVE NO CHOICE.

ONLY OUR DEATHSCAN BRING CANADA LIFE.

( farting )

( laughing )

THAT'S FUNNY.

WAIT A MINUTE,TERRANCE,

THIS FART GIVES ME PAUSE.

WHY IS THAT ?

THAT SMELLY SADDAM HUSSEIN,

HE USES GERMAN CHEMICAL WARFARE,DOES HE NOT ?

YES, APPARENTLYHE DOES.

TERRANCE, GET THE PHONE BOOK.

WE MUST CALL EVERYCANADIAN WE CAN.

OH, PHILLIP, IT SOUNDS LIKEYOU HAVE AN IDEA.

I DO, TERRANCE.

( dialing )

( farting )

( laughing )

( announcer )THE ROUGHRIDERS AREREALLY GIVING THE ROUGHRIDERS

A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.

ALL ELSE ASIDE, I MUST SAYTHAT THE ROUGHRIDERS

ARE SIMPLY OUTMATCHEDBY THESE ROUGHRIDERS.

( whistle )

AND THAT'S GOING TO TAKE US TO HALFTIME.

BE SURE TO STICK AROUNDFOR THE HALFTIME SHOW,

SADDAM AND THE ELECTRIC IRAQIS,

IN A SALUTETO HOSTILE TAKEOVERS.

( band playing )

WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME, OLD FRIEND.

YES, PREPARE.

HELLO TO MY CANADIAN FRIENDS.

EVERYBODY, RELAX,TAKE A REST, PUT YOUR FEET UP.

THOSE DOGS ARE BARKING.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED SOMECHANGES TO YOUR COUNTRY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT,THE CHANGES WILL CONTINUE.

I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCEONCE AND FOR ALL

THAT CANADA WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS "NEW BAGHDAD".

( gasping )

YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO MEAS YOUR RULER.

YOU WILL OBEY MY LAWSOR YOU WILL BE KILLED.

( laughing )

AND NOW YOU WILL SINGTHE IRAQI NATIONAL ANTHEM

OR YOU WILL BESTABBED IN THE HEAD.

( Arabic )

NOW, PHILLIP ?

NOW, TERRANCE.

( blowing bugle )

HEY, WHAT THE HELLIS THIS ?

( Arabic )

( everyone farting )

( screaming )

THEY'RE USING CHEMICAL WARFARE.

HOW COULD THEY ?

( cheering )

WE DID IT, PHILLIP.

WE DESTROYEDTHE TURKS !

OH, GLORIOUS DAY.

TERRANCE, TERRANCE,YOU'VE SAVED CANADA.

IT WAS ALL PHILLIP'S IDEA.

GOD BLESS YOU,PHILLIP.

DON'T TOUCH ME, UGLY BOB.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?

YOU WERE SUPPOSEDTO BE BLOWN UP !

WE CAME UP WITH A BETTER PLAN.

YOU SEE, SCOTT,AFTER ALL YOUR CRITICISM,

IT WAS FARTINGTHAT SAVED CANADA.

OH, THAT IS SO JUVENILE.

HEY, SCOTT, DO YOU LIKE APPLES ?

OF COURSE.

( farting )

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES ?

I HATE YOUTERRANCE AND PHILLIP !

OH, CELINE DION.

YOU NEVER FINISHEDTHAT NATIONAL ANTHEM.

YOU'RE RIGHT, TERRANCE,YOU'RE RIGHT.

♪ O CANADA,OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND ♪

♪ TRUE PATRIOT LOVE

♪ IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND ♪

♪ WITH GLOWING HEARTSWE SEE THEE RISE ♪

♪ THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE ♪

♪ FROM FAR AND WIDE,O CANADA ♪

♪ WE STANDON GUARD FOR THEE ♪

♪ GOD, KEEP OUR LAND ♪

♪ GLORIOUS AND FREE

♪ O CANADA

♪ WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE ♪

♪ O CANADA

♪ WE STAND ONGUARD FOR THEE ♪

( farting )