- YOU FIND A GOODCATCHER'S MITT, CARTMAN?
- DUDE, HOW COME WHENWE PLAY BASEBALL
I ALWAYS HAVE TO BETHE CATCHER?
- WELL, BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTGOOD COORDINATION,
SHARP REFLEXES,AND YOU'RE FUCKING FAT.
- I'M NOT FAT, KYLE.
- RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT FAT.
- DUDE, I'M NOT FAT.
I DON'T DRIVE AROUNDON A MOBILITY SCOOTER
LIKE THAT BITCH.
- WHOA, DUDE.
- JESUS CHRIST, YOU CAN'TEVEN WALK DOWN AN AISLE
TO BUY YOUR CANDY?
- EXCUSE ME.
- SEE WHAT I MEAN?
YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK AROUNDA WALLMART ANYMORE
WITHOUT GETTING RUN OVERBY SOME FAT DICK ON A RASCAL!
- WHY DO THEY EVEN ALLOWTHOSE THINGS IN STORES?
- THEY DON'T JUST ALLOW THEM.
THEY HAVE THEM AVAILABLEAT THE FRONT.
- YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
- OH, MY GOD!YOU GUYS, LOOK AT THIS!
CANDY CORN OREOS--OREOSWITH CANDY CORN FILLING.
HOLY HELL, YES.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
LOOK AROUND, DOESN'T THISBOTHER YOU AT ALL?
THAT'S YOU ONE DAY, FAT ASS.
NOT EVEN ONE DAY!
IF YOU DON'T CHANGE SOMETHING,THAT'S YOU IN ABOUT A YEAR!
[wistful music plays]
- ARE THOSE CANDY CORN OREOS?
- YEAH, YEAH.HERE YOU GO.
That's YOU One Day, Fat Ass!!
The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.
The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a mobility scooter and demands that Kyle make his bathroom handicapped accessible.x CLOSE
Cartman struggles with the shame of his new mobility scooter.x CLOSE
The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan sit down to watch Honey Boo Boo.x CLOSE
James Cameron begins his underwater quest to raise the bar.x CLOSE
Token and Kyle devise a plan to make a documentary about Cartman's obesity.x CLOSE
Kyle unveils his documentary about Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Token about the "documentary" they made together.x CLOSE
James Cameron continues his quest to raise the bar, while Kyle and Stan have a heart to heart.x CLOSE