A POSSIBILITY FOR PEACEIN THE MIDDLE EAST.
IN THE PAST 48 HOURS, JEWS,MUSLIMS, AND CHRISTIANS
HAVE MET IN ISRAELTO SORT OUT THEIR DIFFERENCES.
IT MAY BE A ROCKY ROAD,
BUT MANY SAY THE CHANCEFOR PEACE IS REAL
AND ALL BECAUSE OF A RED COWDISCOVERED BY A YOUNG BOY
HERE IN THE U.S.
- HEY, KYLE, YOU GOT A MINUTE?
- I'VE GOT TO TELL YOUSOMETHING, KYLE.
THE RED-HEADED COW...ISN'T REAL.
I MADE HIM UP.
- NO SHIT.- I TOTALLY LIED, KYLE.
AND WHEN YOU ASKED MEIF I LIED
I LOOKED YOU RIGHT IN THE EYEAND I SAID NO.
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY,AND I MEAN IT.
- WELL, IT'S OKAY.THERE'S NO DENYING
IT ALL WORKED OUTFOR THE BEST THIS TIME.
- NO! NO, KYLE, YOU SAIDIT'S NEVER FOR THE BEST.
REMEMBER THAT?AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT, KYLE!- OH, NO, NO, NO.
CARTMAN, DON'T YOU DO THIS.
THE MIDDLE EASTIS FINALLY AT PEACE.
- BUT IT'S NOT TRUE.KYLE, I'M BEING SERIOUS.
I REALLY THINK I HAVETO TELL THE TRUTH.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN LIVEWITH THIS.
I DON'T THINK I CAN UNLESS...UNLESS, I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE YOU CALLEDYOUR MOM A FAT SKANK.
MAYBE IF YOU SAID THATTO YOUR MOM
AND TOLD HER HER TITSBELONGED IN A MORGUE,
THEN MAYBE SOMEHOWI CAN LIVE WITH THIS LIE.
- DUDE, GO HELL!
- YOU'RE RIGHT.YOU'RE RIGHT, KYLE.
I SHOULD JUST TELL THE TRUTHAND BE DONE WITH IT.
- HI, BUBIE.
- MOM, THERE'S SOMETHINGI NEED TO TELL YOU.
- WHAT IS IT, KYLE?
- YOU'RE A FAT SKANK, MOM.
- [gasps]KYLE, OH, MY GOSH!
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
- YOU'RE A FAT SKANK MOM, ANDYOUR TITS BELONG IN A MORGUE.
- OH, MY GOD.
MS. BROFLOVSKI, ARE YOU OKAY?
DOES HE ALWAYS TALK TO YOULIKE THAT?
You're A Fat Skank, Mom
News of peace in the Middle East spreads as Cartman confesses his lie to Kyle.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Cartman humbly apologizes, and shows the whole school the red headed cow.x CLOSE
Word of the Ginger Cow spreads across newsrooms of the world, and the reporters all share the same reaction.x CLOSE
Representatives from Israel visit the school to speak with Kyle about the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
People of all religions descend upon South Park to see the Ginger Cow.x CLOSE
While discussing terms of war, the Muslims, Christians and Jews decide instead to sacrifice the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
News of peace in the Middle East spreads as Cartman confesses his lie to Kyle.x CLOSE
In front of the whole school, Kyle confesses that he loves the taste of Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Kyle visits Mr. Mackey to ask for advice about Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Jews, Christians, and Muslims have united, ushering in 10 years of Van Halen.x CLOSE
Stan visits Kyle to try and find out why he likes Cartman's farts so much.x CLOSE