- HELLO, YOUNG PEOPLE,
AND WELCOME TO THE MOSTFASCINATING TIME OF YOUR LIFE.
YOU HAVE BRAVEDTHE TRIALS OF CHILDHOOD
AND NOW YOU ARE REACHINGCANADIAN PUBERTY.
BY NOW YOU'VE PROBABLY NOTICEDSOME CHANGES IN YOUR BODY.
FOR INSTANCE, WHEN YOU FARTYOUR DICK GETS HARD.
OTHER PHYSICAL CHANGES AREHAPPENING TO YOUR BODY AS WELL.
IF YOU'RE A BOY, YOU MAY NOTICETHAT YOUR TESTICLES ACHE.
OR IF YOU'RE A GIRL,YOU MAY NOTICE
A TINGLING SENSATIONIN YOUR STRANGE.
- THIS STUPID, BRO.I ALREADY KNOW ALL THIS.
- LET'S JUST GIVE ITA CHANCE, IKE.
- GOING THROUGH CANADIANPUBERTY,
YOU MAY NOTICE THAT YOUR VOICEIS STARTING TO CHANGE AS WELL.
YOU'RE SAYING THINGS LIKE,"HEY, BUDDY," AND, "HEY, GUY,"
BECAUSE NOW THAT YOU'RE OLDER,YOU'RE DISCOVERING
THAT SOMEONE WHO WAS ONCEYOUR BUDDY IS NOW YOUR GUY.
AND SOMEONE WHOYOU USED TO CALL GUY
IS QUICKLY BECOMINGYOUR FRIEND.
BUT NOW LET'S DISCUSS HOW A MANAND WOMAN MAKE LOVE.
FIRST, A MAN AND A WOMANFALL IN LOVE.
THEN THE MAN FARTSON THE WOMAN'S STRANGE...
FILLING THE WOMAN'SSTRANGE WITH AIR
SO THE WOMAN CAN QUEEFIN THE MAN'S FACE,
AND THE A IS BORN.
THE ENTIRE PROCESS CAN TAKE UPTO SIX MONTHS--
THAT'S NOT HOW BABES ARE BORN?
THEN WHY DID MY WIFE QUEEFIN MY FACE?
SHE SAID IT WAS TO--
THEN WHY WOULD SH--
I'M GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOMOF THIS.
MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT,WILL YOU?
HEY, YOU TOLD ME YOUQUEEFED IN MY FACE
BECAUSE THAT'S HOWBABIES ARE BORN.
- I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.- BEING SARCASTIC?
- I JUST TOLD A MILLION CANADIANTEENAGERS THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
- I WAS ANGRY BECAUSEYOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME
BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO GOWITH ME TO THERAPY,
AND YOU NEVER GO.- FINE! YOU WANT TO GO
WITH YOU TO THERAPY?FINE!
TOTALLY.EMBARRASSING AND DEGRADING.
SHE QUEEFED RIGHT IN MY FACE.- MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND
LESS TIME AT WORK MAKINGPUBLIC HEALTH FILMS
AND MORE TIME AT HOME.
- WHAT THE [BEEPED] IS GOING ON?
- YOU'RE [BEEPED] STUPID,KYLE.
A Guide to Puberty in Canada
Ike and Kyle sit down to watch an informative video about Canadian Puberty.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey introduces the school's new computer system, Intellilink.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to get some quality time with his brother watching Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Ike and Kyle sit down to watch an informative video about Canadian Puberty.x CLOSE
After continued problems with the school's new system, Mr. Mackey calls in Cody, the Itellilink Smartnician.x CLOSE
Kyle has bad news about Yo Gabba Gabba, and Ike does not take it well.x CLOSE
Ike tames Foofa's strange at Yo Gabba Gabba Live. Afterwards, the Gabba gang confronts Kyle and his brother about Ike's behavior.x CLOSE
The Canadian Minister of Health sits down with a friend to discuss issues with his wife.x CLOSE
The school faculty holds a meeting to discuss the many problems with the Intellilink system.x CLOSE
The Yo Gabba Gabba gang tries to make Foofa reconsider her plans to go on the MTV Music Awards.x CLOSE